Opioids. Not the drugs, I just like saying the word opioids. Especially in a martian voice, that is some fun shit right there.
WE ARE THE OPIOIDS, TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER.
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Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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I'm going to do this all day tomorrow.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:39 pmOpioids. Not the drugs, I just like saying the word opioids. Especially in a martian voice, that is some fun shit right there.
WE ARE THE OPIOIDS, TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER.
OPIOIDS! It's even fun to spell. OPIOIDS!
DRINK!
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Those make me salivate. For different reasons thank you might be thinking-
Food will soon be on the table...
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I know how fond are you of moose/deer/any hoofed creature jerky.mistah willies wrote: ↑Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:44 amThose make me salivate. For different reasons thank you might be thinking-
Food will soon be on the table...
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The Bible wrote:And maketh thy jerky from all hoof bearing creatures, and useth thy teriyaki marinade, but not thou sodium nitrates, and fuck yes it is good with rum.
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Really? I was expecting something like penguin cock jerky or freeze dried walrus balls. It's not vicious or malicious, just lovely and delicious.oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:29 amI know how fond are you of moose/deer/any hoofed creature jerky.mistah willies wrote: ↑Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:44 amThose make me salivate. For different reasons thank you might be thinking-
Food will soon be on the table...
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OPIOIDS is much more fun to spell than hemorrhoids. I can barely spell hemorrhoids, let alone tolerate them.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:59 pmI'm going to do this all day tomorrow.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Tue Oct 17, 2017 9:39 pmOpioids. Not the drugs, I just like saying the word opioids. Especially in a martian voice, that is some fun shit right there.
WE ARE THE OPIOIDS, TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER.
OPIOIDS! It's even fun to spell. OPIOIDS!
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That's why I'm fond of you, you old mofo.oldsmartskunk wrote: ↑Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:29 amI know how fond are you of moose/deer/any hoofed creature jerky.mistah willies wrote: ↑Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:44 amThose make me salivate. For different reasons thank you might be thinking-
Food will soon be on the table...
Hey, I didn't say fondle. Damnit
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Don't worry mate, i'm only attracted to you after 28th drink. No harm done!
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Crispy french fries
Apple head chihuahuas
Prince
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Joe Montana
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When nobody comes in my office all day after coming in experiencing residual drunkenness.
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David Bowie's ginormous balls in the movie "Labyrinth".
Apple head chihuahuas
Prince
Deviled eggs
Joe Montana
When I don't have to jump start my Jeep.
When nobody comes in my office all day after coming in experiencing residual drunkenness.
Oldsmartskunk's humiliation
David Bowie's ginormous balls in the movie "Labyrinth".
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Falling asleep with a bottle beside me!
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Fixed that for you.
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Nice one Patchez. He's used to things inside of him while in a Turkish prison. All sorts of prisons actually. Isn't he the reason why the term "prison sex" was coined?
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The Chiefs beating the Donkeys- I mean Dever Broncos. Hell Yeah!
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