TRUE CONFESSIONS

[mistah willies]

I confess that the advertisement of Stanley Steemer always makes me laugh. Yes, I will always be 14, no helping that.

Is that "Stanley" from Cleveland?

[Dear Booze]

Turns out that a Cleavland Steamer is a terrific product.

https://goo.gl/images/KZaRJC

[Badfellow]

Okay, I got really frickin' baked this morning and rode my bike up to the dreaded Tim Hortons that usurped my beloved White Castle. Don't you judge me, now. I had a coupon. 10 Timbits - the Canuck version of a donut hole, eh- for only $1 US. This also entitles me (give a shout out to Thirsty D on this one, yo) to as many complimentary napkins as my pockets will unreasonably hold, which is a metric fuckton.

Ate my Timbits and drank my coffee near the bus stop where I was asked by a rather portly woman in a loud sundress "Iz them good?"

I must confess, them iz pretty good.

[oettinger]

Okay, I got really frickin' baked this morning and rode my bike up to the dreaded Tim Hortons that usurped my beloved White Castle. Don't you judge me, now. I had a coupon. 10 Timbits - the Canuck version of a donut hole, eh- for only $1 US. This also entitles me (give a shout out to Thirsty D on this one, yo) to as many complimentary napkins as my pockets will unreasonably hold, which is a metric fuckton.

Ate my Timbits and drank my coffee near the bus stop where I was asked by a rather portly woman in a loud sundress "Iz them good?"

I must confess, them iz pretty good.

Eww, they hold nothing, but they stop the flood

[Artful Drunktective]

Okay, I got really frickin' baked this morning and rode my bike up to the dreaded Tim Hortons that usurped my beloved White Castle. Don't you judge me, now. I had a coupon. 10 Timbits - the Canuck version of a donut hole, eh- for only $1 US. This also entitles me (give a shout out to Thirsty D on this one, yo) to as many complimentary napkins as my pockets will unreasonably hold, which is a metric fuckton.

Ate my Timbits and drank my coffee near the bus stop where I was asked by a rather portly woman in a loud sundress "Iz them good?"

I must confess, them iz pretty good.

Eww, they hold nothing, but they stop the flood

You hoser you didn't pick up any poutine, eh? Too bad there wasn't a Halifax Highlanders game on!

[Badfellow]

You hoser you didn't pick up any poutine, eh? Too bad there wasn't a Halifax Highlanders game on!

Take off, eh. I'm an Edmonton Eskimos fan.

[Dear Booze]

You hoser you didn't pick up any poutine, eh? Too bad there wasn't a Halifax Highlanders game on!

Take off, eh. I'm an Edmonton Eskimos fan.

Too bad the Ed Mos lost the great Jean "Rosie" LeRose to a nervous breakdown. I heard he's working for Elsinore Brewery now, eh?

[Artful Drunktective]

You hoser you didn't pick up any poutine, eh? Too bad there wasn't a Halifax Highlanders game on!

Take off, eh. I'm an Edmonton Eskimos fan.

Too bad the Ed Mos lost the great Jean "Rosie" LeRose to a nervous breakdown. I heard he's working for Elsinore Brewery now, eh?

greatest and smartest post ever!

[mistah willies]

Take off, eh. I'm an Edmonton Eskimos fan.

Too bad the Ed Mos lost the great Jean "Rosie" LeRose to a nervous breakdown. I heard he's working for Elsinore Brewery now, eh?

greatest and smartest post ever!

Get a room.

[Bur]

The frigging fuck is going on here?

[Badfellow]

The frigging fuck is going on here?

Hockey, eh.

[oldsmartskunk]

Had a sexual dream about badfellow. He had big hairy silicone boobs. Not the worst dream i've ever had.

[Artful Drunktective]

Had a sexual dream about badfellow. He had big hairy silicone boobs.

Who hasn't?

[ThirstyDrunk]

Had a sexual dream about badfellow.

Who doesn't?

Harumph

[Patchez]

The frigging fuck is going on here?

Hockey, eh.

Hockey, eh?