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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Patchez » Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:02 pm

Thirsty is just marrying oett so he can get his green card.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by mistah willies » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:11 pm

Patchez wrote:
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Thirsty is just marrying oett so he can get his green card.
Thirsty needs a green card? Damn. Those two, married, will have some friggin tall offspring.

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Re: Why I never married.

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:16 am

hey i'll marry him but i aint fuckin him
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 07, 2017 9:18 am

Would you marry a bottle without an opening, did the pope touch children loaded on communion wine?
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:08 pm

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
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hey i'll marry him but i aint fuckin him

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Sun Oct 08, 2017 7:45 am

Artful Detective wrote:
Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:08 pm
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:16 am
hey i'll marry him but i aint fuckin him

HAAAAAAA
Frustrating. But I`m good enough to clean up after him yeah yeah
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by waahoohah » Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:49 am

Me? Got damn close twice. Got REAL GODDAMN close once. Every time I stopped, asked myself, "will you be happy with this in 50 years?", and thought about it for a couple of months.

At no time did it come back with a "yes".

I don't know, maybe I set the bar waaay too high. I'd do that. It's like me.

Anyway, nowadays, I've been single so long now, a relationship would have to be special, because the whole "getting to know you" stage would have to be pretty goddamn special to get me over the whole "dealing with other humans" bit.
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:47 pm

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Me? Got damn close twice. Got REAL GODDAMN close once. Every time I stopped, asked myself, "will you be happy with this in 50 years?", and thought about it for a couple of months.

At no time did it come back with a "yes".

I don't know, maybe I set the bar waaay too high. I'd do that. It's like me.

Anyway, nowadays, I've been single so long now, a relationship would have to be special, because the whole "getting to know you" stage would have to be pretty goddamn special to get me over the whole "dealing with other humans" bit.
Hey there is not a g.d. thing wrong with having the bar set waaaay too high. Spares you from wasting time and energy. I respect that. I'd much rather be single than be dinging around trying to get to know a bunch of assholes.

And yes as far as a new relationship, he would have to be pretty fking special as I too, agree with the whole "getting to know you" shit is redundant.

At this age, I am tired of starting over...telling my story...hearing someone elses...hoping someone can handle me and vice versa. I can't even imagine sitting at a bar, meeting a complete stranger, and starting from scratch. I wouldn't even know where to begin...and I'm pretty talkative. "Hey man...what kinda music da ya like? Me too. Cool beans n' stuff".

Oh and dealing with other humans...out of the question.

So why did you never come back with a "yes"? What was it that was the deal breaker?
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:19 am

Looking back at your exes thinking, could you imagine still being tied to that? Hell no! Being single is great for so many reasons it would take weeks and weeks to list em all.
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Lush City » Sat Oct 14, 2017 10:29 pm

Ah yes, dealing with other humans...
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Bur » Fri Oct 20, 2017 1:06 am

oettinger wrote:
Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:19 am
Looking back at your exes thinking, could you imagine still being tied to that? Hell no! Being single is great for so many reasons it would take weeks and weeks to list em all.
Well I had one I could've in theory stuck around for a long time, but given the amount of drugs and alcohol involved in that brief relationship I'm pretty sure at least one of us would be buried by now.

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by waahoohah » Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:36 am

Artful Detective wrote:
Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:47 pm
waahoohah wrote:
Thu Oct 12, 2017 1:49 am
Me? Got damn close twice. Got REAL GODDAMN close once. Every time I stopped, asked myself, "will you be happy with this in 50 years?", and thought about it for a couple of months.

At no time did it come back with a "yes".

I don't know, maybe I set the bar waaay too high. I'd do that. It's like me.

Anyway, nowadays, I've been single so long now, a relationship would have to be special, because the whole "getting to know you" stage would have to be pretty goddamn special to get me over the whole "dealing with other humans" bit.
Hey there is not a g.d. thing wrong with having the bar set waaaay too high. Spares you from wasting time and energy. I respect that. I'd much rather be single than be dinging around trying to get to know a bunch of assholes.

And yes as far as a new relationship, he would have to be pretty fking special as I too, agree with the whole "getting to know you" shit is redundant.

At this age, I am tired of starting over...telling my story...hearing someone elses...hoping someone can handle me and vice versa. I can't even imagine sitting at a bar, meeting a complete stranger, and starting from scratch. I wouldn't even know where to begin...and I'm pretty talkative. "Hey man...what kinda music da ya like? Me too. Cool beans n' stuff".

Oh and dealing with other humans...out of the question.

So why did you never come back with a "yes"? What was it that was the deal breaker?
.....
...Okay, I'll tell you.
The "close" woman? Well, she was a little bit loony. And her crazy rarely got along with my crazy. But when they got along...
BUT. The good times were only ever so good. The bad times tended to accumulate. Grow. Expand. I eventually felt more like a caseworker than a boyfriend, so I ended it.

The REAL GODDAMN close woman? Met her in college. Ever meet a person, and know, KNOW, that the world would be a better place if there were more of them and fewer of you in it? That was her.
BUT. Then I dropped out, and moved a dozen times across three states over the next ten years. She stayed home. We kept in touch. Eventually decided to get real. So I moved back.
We tried. it didn't work. we had become different people over the years.
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Re: Why I never married.

Post by oettinger » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:41 am

waahoohah wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:36 am

we had become different people over the years.
She was in favor of vodka, you were face-down in bourbon.

Yup these relationships never work
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Re: Why I never married.

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:07 pm

waahoohah wrote:
Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:36 am

.....
...Okay, I'll tell you.
The "close" woman? Well, she was a little bit loony. And her crazy rarely got along with my crazy. But when they got along...
BUT. The good times were only ever so good. The bad times tended to accumulate. Grow. Expand. I eventually felt more like a caseworker than a boyfriend, so I ended it.

The REAL GODDAMN close woman? Met her in college. Ever meet a person, and know, KNOW, that the world would be a better place if there were more of them and fewer of you in it? That was her.
BUT. Then I dropped out, and moved a dozen times across three states over the next ten years. She stayed home. We kept in touch. Eventually decided to get real. So I moved back.
We tried. it didn't work. we had become different people over the years.
First life lesson I will share with you as a woman and an expert:

ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY.

I shall comment more when I am in a more coherent state of mind and please visit the "Dr. Frasier Crane" column where we can dissect all druankard problems.
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