I hope everyone of us has an impious and apostastic Blasphemy Day!
Irreverence and sacrilege, all around!
Hail Baphomet!
International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
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International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
Well won't this be fun. Praise Bacchus!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
By the gods of val kilmer! I say unto thee, verily, that no true Scot would stand by and allow such maudlin, sad faces appear on this site
as if he were in the ground!
Them damned aspirigots always used to blaspheme, with their own vehemence at such idolatry in these words:
Blah! Raise your tempertoil to the highest stench of ye armpit, and fling the drink to the gods who seek our guidance in these earthly matters! We know better than them dogs above who salivate over our dinner table:
We know what it is to be a Modern Drunkard, and they do not!
Damn. Sometimes, gods have no sense of humor
as if he were in the ground!
Them damned aspirigots always used to blaspheme, with their own vehemence at such idolatry in these words:
Blah! Raise your tempertoil to the highest stench of ye armpit, and fling the drink to the gods who seek our guidance in these earthly matters! We know better than them dogs above who salivate over our dinner table:
We know what it is to be a Modern Drunkard, and they do not!
Damn. Sometimes, gods have no sense of humor
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
Worshiping Satan will only bring you death. Just ask the dead that were attending the 'Eagles of Death' metal concert in Paris. They were singing a song in praise of Satan when the shots began. https://youtu.be/C8eMazr7Jvw
So be prepared to meet Satan if you go down that path. Good drink is a blessing from God. Don't bugger your best friend and you'll be fine.
So be prepared to meet Satan if you go down that path. Good drink is a blessing from God. Don't bugger your best friend and you'll be fine.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
Now that's some gooood blasphemy!
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
Sirs, please direct your blaspheming at the appropriate gods and/or goddesses, daemons and/or daemonesses, plants and/or plantesses, and/or NASA weather and/or wetherornot climate control robots/robotresses.
Carrion good gentlemen of internet propriety.
Also, lubricate the gears with booze and or boozenessses.
Carrion good gentlemen of internet propriety.
Also, lubricate the gears with booze and or boozenessses.
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
And...oettinger wrote:Thank god I missed it
which god are you thanking? Blasphemer!
There is only Bacchus!
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
I'm a follower of Bobb Dobbs.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
Done that many times.
Hey, btw, Badfellow said that it's cool with him if I use the video of him and John Dunsworth when they were in a pub together.
Ya know, to entice the swearnet buds to participate here.
Hey, btw, Badfellow said that it's cool with him if I use the video of him and John Dunsworth when they were in a pub together.
Ya know, to entice the swearnet buds to participate here.
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
GODDAMNIT, I missed it! FUCK! Goddamn, God-fucking, Jesus titfucking christ!
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
None of you will blaspheme Islam. You are all mind controlled zombies for fear you will be called the dreaded 'Islamophobe'. Good grief! It is an ideology of conquest and subjugation. I will do the honors of blaspheming Islam.
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Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
Fuck islam, muhamed dude and bless all those poor goat anuses that got pulverized during muslim mass. What is it called? Goat-o-rama?
Re: International Blasphemy Day: September 30th
Hail Mary kept her virginity on that BJ when she was 15.
We don`t want to rewrite the bible otherwise don`t we?
We don`t want to rewrite the bible otherwise don`t we?
Drink!