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I know that, thanks.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Oct 21, 2017 1:07 pmFirst life lesson I will share with you as a woman and an expert:waahoohah wrote: ↑Sat Oct 21, 2017 3:36 am
...Okay, I'll tell you.
The "close" woman? Well, she was a little bit loony. And her crazy rarely got along with my crazy. But when they got along...
BUT. The good times were only ever so good. The bad times tended to accumulate. Grow. Expand. I eventually felt more like a caseworker than a boyfriend, so I ended it.
The REAL GODDAMN close woman? Met her in college. Ever meet a person, and know, KNOW, that the world would be a better place if there were more of them and fewer of you in it? That was her.
BUT. Then I dropped out, and moved a dozen times across three states over the next ten years. She stayed home. We kept in touch. Eventually decided to get real. So I moved back.
We tried. it didn't work. we had become different people over the years.
ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY.
I shall comment more when I am in a more coherent state of mind and please visit the "Dr. Frasier Crane" column where we can dissect all druankard problems.
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.
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How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail