The Hole

[Lush City]

In The Hole there is entertainment to take away the knowledge that you are all a bunch of fuck ups...
Stevie Ray Vaughan - Voodoo Child (One Night In Texas)
https://youtu.be/uVI7I-WDGx4

[hereforthebeer]

The hole today featuring unbelievable vocals and features

youtube the drunk bar , that's not drunk , when you wake up.

They still look just as pretty undrunk. An amazing creation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70VN2-c9fCM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrBXwt7z6eE

[oettinger]

^^^ Your taste in music is shit.

That gay stuff wont be played in my The Hole

[oettinger]

Drinking bar galaxistar, space night at the hole

Enterpsing new prices
Planet of the beers
Drink Odyssey
Pass out Monday Judgement day

[Badfellow]

Shut the fuck up, Hudson.

[mistah willies]

The hole today featuring unbelievable vocals and features

youtube the drunk bar , that's not drunk , when you wake up.

They still look just as pretty undrunk. An amazing creation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70VN2-c9fCM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrBXwt7z6eE

Shexxy ladies, nothing wrong with the lovelies, and talented as well.

But you've stepped into the Hole! Run!

There are many good places to participate with your finds, simply explore. You've even created one on the Pub page, and found kind souls who participated. Very good there, that.

But this is The Hole, and this is the worst, and most fun ugly party of the pub these days.

Attempt again, once you read the whole thread.

Carrion young sailor.

Cheers!

[RIPT2.0]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxDo7P0wUn0

[Artful Drunktective]

^^^ Your taste in music is shit.

That gay stuff wont be played in my The Hole

Don't mind Oettinger. He gets a little bitchy around that time of the month.

[Artful Drunktective]

Shut the fuck up, Hudson.

"Hey Vasquez. You ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No...have you?"

I get asked that all the time from male patrons at The Hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYkxCzBszOQ

[Dear Booze]

Sorry folks, but The Hole will be closed for the rest of the week for much-needed maintenance and cleaning due to this past weekend's Birthday Bash Celebration in honor of FKR, Badfellow, Oettinger, and Thirsty Drunk.

Unfortunately, someone broke both of the barstools and all three of our cocktail glasses. To make matters worse, one of the honorees repainted the walls and ceiling with a green and brown coating material, which we later found to be Owl feces.

The indoor/outdoor carpeting next to the giant wooden cable spool was ruined by a friend of one of the guests when she squated and peed during her karaoke rendition of Proud Mary.

We also found a pair of piss-stained leather pants stuffed in the motor of the ice machine.

Management is offering a reward for the return of the 600 pound taxidermied Dolphin that went missing during the party. This has sentimental value, so we are begging for it's safe return.

Also, we understand the need for celebration, and even understand that people like to take souvenirs, or momentos. But we really need our bar returned. No questions asked. We suspect that whoever took it is also responsible for taking the cash register, TV, window, door, and three cases of PBR.

Thank you for leaving the bottle of Drambui and the lid for the blender.

[Badfellow]

Owl feces. It's all starting to come back to me now. And those are MY pissed stained leather pants. I want em back.

In the meantime folks, please enjoy the most unwanted musical stylings of Komar & Melamid while you wait for your brain to hemorrhage.

And remember... Shit Talkers Bar & Grill is ALWAYS open! And we accept virtually any method of payment including EBT, psyche meds, pork rinds, Reichsmarks, lap dances and 600 lbs. wall mounted dolphins.

[Badfellow]

Have you seen my pal Foot Foot? And can you guess which one of the three Shaggs sisters Dear Booze did NOT put the stink finger to in parochial school?

[oettinger]

And remember... Shit Talkers Bar & Grill is ALWAYS open!

And now they have a TV, yes! Let`s head over there folks

[Artful Drunktective]

I took the dolphin. Sorry.

[Dear Booze]

I took the dolphin. Sorry.

That explains the fish-like smell