I decided to try Shit Talkers on the strength of the promise of a delicious bowl of Lucky Charms and a nice Irish beer. The scabies-ridden bartender gave me a traditional mick beer called O'Douls. But after a dozen of them at $17.50 each, I didn't feel the slightest hint of a buzz. To top it off, someone picked thru the box of cereal and removed all the marshmallow bits, leaving only the shitty-tasting healthy stuff. And then, when pissing on the bathroom floor, I was interrupted by a single black penis poking thru a hole in the wall. And when I complained to management, they accused me of being racist. "Hey pal, all penises matter, pay your tab and get the fuck out."
Worst fucking bar ever.
Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
HEY!
*hiccup*
HEY!
Barkeep. Chann
*ahem*
kahn
KAHN I GET A FUCKING SHOT IN THIS PLACE!
*blarrrp kaff kaff*
HEY who threw up on me? I mean, I just had this shirt on. Look here. See how isss covered with
BLAARRRRRP!
Hey, same bastard did a drive by on you too huh, miss. Lesh go look for 'im.
No!
NO!
Not the window again!
Can I get my shirt back? It's cold out here
Someone threw up on the sidewalk.
Kinda warm...
*hiccup*
*hiccup*
HEY!
Barkeep. Chann
*ahem*
kahn
KAHN I GET A FUCKING SHOT IN THIS PLACE!
*blarrrp kaff kaff*
HEY who threw up on me? I mean, I just had this shirt on. Look here. See how isss covered with
BLAARRRRRP!
Hey, same bastard did a drive by on you too huh, miss. Lesh go look for 'im.
No!
NO!
Not the window again!
Can I get my shirt back? It's cold out here
Someone threw up on the sidewalk.
Kinda warm...
*hiccup*
Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Came here to watch the game, your "new" TV is broken, were the hell did you get it?
Anyway, I`ll have a bumwine-cooler XXL for 2.99 and some of that grilled dolphin
Anyway, I`ll have a bumwine-cooler XXL for 2.99 and some of that grilled dolphin
Drink!
Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Latest menu
Whatever a "Le Hole" customer left on the sidewalk, we bake it for you
extra drama .50
extra smell 1.50
extra spill 9.55
Drink specials:
The sidewalk:
Down trodden scotch with leftover coke
Whatever a "Le Hole" customer left on the sidewalk, we bake it for you
extra drama .50
extra smell 1.50
extra spill 9.55
Drink specials:
The sidewalk:
Down trodden scotch with leftover coke
Drink!
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:10 pmDue to the recent airborne AIDS breakout at STB&G, and a prvate meeting of The ISIS Recruitment League, all customers are required to immediately move to The Hole, The Worlds Favorite Place to Get Loaded.
This inclues, but is not limired to Bur, Lush City,
Artful Detective, Frank Kelly Rich, Oettinger, Mistah Willies, Patchez, Bubblez, Thirsty Drunk, Sammy, Nausea, Blackneto, Shot Time, Hugh, Frankennietzsche, hereforthebeer, Groggy, NYDingbat, Mr Boozificator, Oggar, Shane-O-Matic, Smatter Noguts, Hardcore Stig, Lady Savage, Donald J. Drunk, Screwball, Peetie, Mr Viking, Resident Asshole and whiskeyprick.
DivaBitch, RIPT, and the ladies selling Nike knockoffs are invited to stay.
"The Hole remains the embodiment of a true drunken nirvana. Don't forget to tip your bartenders and stay away from Shit Talkers Piece of Shit Excuse for a Bar..."
~Frank Kelly Rich, Owner and Proprieter of this Board
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DRINK!
Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
FKR himself is not included, hmm why?
Donald J.? Really. Meet me outside
Donald J.? Really. Meet me outside
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
English second laguage issues have do you?
I saw FKR in the list.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Double tripple visionDear Booze wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 2:32 pmEnglish second laguage issues have do you?
I saw FKR in the list.
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
I don't wanna report back to the Hole. Last time I was there I slipped and fell from pee on the floor in the men's room. It doesn't have grilled dolphin and manatee NOR walrus balls on the appetizer menu. Not to mention it's lacking in that whole underlying rapisty vibe. And I sure as shit don't want shitfingers and stinkfingers dabbling around in my drinks! This better be important!
Okole maluna!
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
So you're also probably the reason why I slipped on piss in the men's room at The Hole!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:53 pmAnd then, when pissing on the bathroom floor, I was interrupted by a single black penis poking thru a hole in the wall. And when I complained to management, they accused me of being racist. "Hey pal, all penises matter, pay your tab and get the fuck out."
Worst fucking bar ever.
Didn't ya have Mexican penises poking through holes in Mexico too? Hmmm...you seem to be the common denominator of penis glory holes.
Okole maluna!
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
People, people. Calm down.
All the whiskey you can drink! On Dear Booze'$ tab! Fuckin go wild!!!
All the whiskey you can drink! On Dear Booze'$ tab! Fuckin go wild!!!
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
grand opening!
The shed will reopen!
LESS TALK MORE ROCK!
Saturday all day- Be there
The shed will reopen!
LESS TALK MORE ROCK!
Saturday all day- Be there
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
And what, exactly, were doing in the men's room of The Hole again?Artful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:15 pmI don't wanna report back to the Hole. Last time I was there I slipped and fell from pee on the floor in the men's room...
Maybe a little quickie in one of the stalls with Miguel the roofing guy?
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Re: Shit Talkers Bar and Grill
Fixed it!Badfellow wrote: ↑Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:50 amAnd what, exactly, were doing in the men's room of The Hole again?Artful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:15 pmI don't wanna report back to the Hole. Last time I was there I slipped and fell from pee on the floor in the men's room...
Didja see me having a little quickie in one of the stalls with Miguel the roofing guy?
Okole maluna!