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Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.

Innovating the human race to extinction.™

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Cognac for everybody!


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Hey, I showed up and there's nothing here! I think all you people posting just want to hypnotize me and take my wallet. I didn't just fall off a cabbage truck. I've been around the block.
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Fumes
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Last news I heard was that a big company bought le Shed and the Hole and renamed it into The Shed Hole.

Lets pray Shit mars bars talkers bar n fed-ex grill stays true to it`s roots
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Someone replaced the vermouth with a bottle of Liquid ASS. Still better than an appletini.
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:15 am
Lets pray Shit mars bars talkers bar n fed-ex grill stays true to it`s roots
As Shit Talkers Bar & Grill, English is a second language to mumbling. And the bumwine flows like the Fountains of Valhalla.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:09 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:15 am
Lets pray Shit mars bars talkers bar n fed-ex grill stays true to it`s roots
As Shit Talkers Bar & Grill, English is a second language to mumbling. And the bumwine flows like the Fountains of Valhalla.
Go back to Japan then, Mrs Valhalla
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:18 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:09 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 10:15 am
Lets pray Shit mars bars talkers bar n fed-ex grill stays true to it`s roots
As Shit Talkers Bar & Grill, English is a second language to mumbling. And the bumwine flows like the Fountains of Valhalla.
Go back to Japan then, Mrs Valhalla
Dude, I was gonna hook you up on a date with Brunhilde. But your kind of a deranged asshole. And you smell funny.
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Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:50 pm
I didn't just fall off a cabbage truck.
Hey! I've fallen off a cabbage truck a coupla times. AND a turnip truck!
Okole maluna!

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Artful Detective wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:54 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:50 pm
I didn't just fall off a cabbage truck.
Hey! I've fallen off a cabbage truck a coupla times. AND a turnip truck!
So then you've been around the block a couple times is what you're saying?

And what's the deal with on the wagon/off the wagon anyway? I don't own a wagon, but I do drink a lot and tend to fall off things from time to time.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:09 pm
And what's the deal with on the wagon/off the wagon anyway?
Where the fuck did that saying come from?

Usually, I prefer to ride instead of walk. But if riding requires me to give up the drink, then I will walk a safe distance from that shit wagon and keep my eyes open for an alternative mode of transportation.
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Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:09 pm
Artful Detective wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 12:54 pm
Lush City wrote:
Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:50 pm
I didn't just fall off a cabbage truck.
Hey! I've fallen off a cabbage truck a coupla times. AND a turnip truck!
So then you've been around the block a couple times is what you're saying?

And what's the deal with on the wagon/off the wagon anyway? I don't own a wagon, but I do drink a lot and tend to fall off things from time to time.
Suddenly I'm wicked hungry for boiled dinner.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:36 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:09 pm
And what's the deal with on the wagon/off the wagon anyway?
Where the fuck did that saying come from?

Usually, I prefer to ride instead of walk. But if riding requires me to give up the drink, then I will walk a safe distance from that shit wagon and keep my eyes open for an alternative mode of transportation.
Ah yes, the beer scooter. There was a thread on here about such beer powered bikes, and tiki bar trolleys and boats...

Drinkcycle. Now there's an idea, with kegs for wheels.

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