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How come humans are so weird here! :D
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I'll pay for gas money man.
I've had it here.
I've had it here.
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
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Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
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No matter where you go, there you are.
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If you're headed up here, could you please bring me a handle of cuervo?
I'm good for it.
Thanks
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See that there withered, dark branch from an odd splice? Grab that fruit hanging, about to drop and break. It's got black rum in it. I'll pay you in electrons.
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Re: How come humans are so weird here! :D
Welcome back Treetop!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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It appears to me you are suffering from 'snowflake-itis'. It has always been thus. It is a wild world of freedom and sheer death if you don't prepare yourself.calx wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:56 pmAre we a failed species or what! This place could be a paradise but we fucked it all up hm!
I wonder what this little water ball in the backwaters of the universe would look like with decent souls not wanting to conquer everyone else. I just wanna roll around in the grass all day! I wanna space ship! And I want Persephone's horn and Poseidon's trident! I'm tired of mud trampling through all this crapulation.
What's next!
P.S. And how do we get outta here!
(If anyone has a spaceship plz contact me.)
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: How come humans are so weird here! :D
That's the god damn truth. :)
Here we are.
Now what!
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
Re: How come humans are so weird here! :D
Can't we all just get drunk?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: How come humans are so weird here! :D
According to Lush we have to be prepared for the here and now, then get drunk.
Or get prepared for the Lush here and there?
Or get drunk for now and then be prepared here?
Ahh godamnit I lost it again
Or get prepared for the Lush here and there?
Or get drunk for now and then be prepared here?
Ahh godamnit I lost it again
Drink!
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That's that part we spend the rest of our lives figuring out.
Constantly!
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Humans? I don't understand this thread. Perhaps because I'm from Yaujta Prime.
Okole maluna!
Re: How come humans are so weird here! :D
I dunno man I don't ask much! :D
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
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Long live David Icke!
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
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Humans are weird because:
When there is a holiday we get drunk.
When there is good fortune we get drunk.
When there is adversity we get drunk.
When we are victorious we get drunk.
When we suck and collapse into a pile of shit we get drunk.
When we wake up in the morning we get drunk.
When we are having a good time playing chess we get drunk and lose the match.
When we are with family and dear friends we get drunk and they throw us out into the street.
When there is a holiday we get drunk.
When there is good fortune we get drunk.
When there is adversity we get drunk.
When we are victorious we get drunk.
When we suck and collapse into a pile of shit we get drunk.
When we wake up in the morning we get drunk.
When we are having a good time playing chess we get drunk and lose the match.
When we are with family and dear friends we get drunk and they throw us out into the street.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Farakkhan has a mother ship hovering above Earth - give him a ring.
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"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
- W.C. Fields