Vomit. I also like the cheap and tacky motion blur around the shoes. Some lame ass Photoshopping suits them well!Artful Detective wrote: ↑Fri Nov 17, 2017 4:54 pm
I wasn't sure if I should post this in the Nike bot thread but any way...these are the high heels he struts around in his flat:
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He is currently suffering from tuberculosis. Please send a get well card and a gift certificate for some Rebenschoppen (€ only please). It is much appreciated!!
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He is starring in the "Wupperdorf Chainsaw Massacre" movie.
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Soylent schnitzel is people.
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He isn't sure if he lost his hair from headbanging or from radioactive poisoning from playing on the toxic waste farm.
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He said when he was born he crawled out of an egg. Evidently he was hatched.
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His parents grow potatoes in a Russian submarine.
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The Marlboro is surgically attached to his fingers.
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