Shit we love:

[Artful Drunktective]

Official Old$mart$kunk party song.

Woke up feeling kind of shitty from lots of drinking. Danced my ass off at the company holiday party. Ha.

I think Nausea danced his ass off to this song the other night as well.

[Nausea]

Official Old$mart$kunk party song.

Woke up feeling kind of shitty from lots of drinking. Danced my ass off at the company holiday party. Ha.

I think Nausea danced his ass off to this song the other night as well.

I don't even need to be drunk to dance to Ke$ha. That's my girl! Holla

[Badfellow]

I don't even need to be drunk to dance to Ke$ha...

No, but it definitely help$.

[Dear Booze]

I got kicked off of twitter yesterday. Apparently, a tweet I posted on Sunday violated their rules of conduct.

This is what I posted:

@dear_booze posted:

"Fucking times are changing. It used to be okay to meet a girl at a bar, drink until she was pretty, get her drunk too, and then take her home. Now getting to know her includes asking her if she has a penis."

I don't really remember posting it. I had been drinking all night and was pretty loaded. And I didn't even think it was a great tweet... until now!

Fuck yea! Got kicked off twitter. Bucket list item. Check.

[Dear Booze]

^^ Update. They let me back on. I just had to fill out an online form.

Funny thing is, they didn't make me take down the post!

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ You? Violated rules of conduct?!?!

That is freaking hilarious. Move this to "Shit we Supremely love". The real question is...what part of what you wrote was in violation?

[Dear Booze]

^ ^ ^ You? Violated rules of conduct?!?!

That is freaking hilarious. Move this to "Shit we Supremely love". The real question is...what part of what you wrote was in violation?

Someone just reported me for posting "offensive material".

That's all it takes anymore. No judge, no jury, no proof. Just some crybaby saying "Dear Booze offendex me".

Fuck you. Show me on this Harpo Marx doll where Dear Booze touched you.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^
Well... under normal circumstances they would be buried in the desert and wouldn't be able to show what you did to them on ze blow up Harpo Marx. Now they just have to do the Ace Ventura shower cry and get over it.

You should reciprocate the complaint stating that filling out nonsensical online forms re: people being offended is offensive. OVER THE LINE!

[Badfellow]

*Cheese fondue, beef fondue, baguette and French farmhouse ale.

*The humor of John Oliver.

*Old tractors.

*Drinking and ice fishing.

*Darjeeling tea.

*Pusser's Navy Rum.

*Blood oranges.

*Hornady V-MAX 50gr. .223 ammo.

[Dear Booze]

*Chease Wiz, Pop Tarts, and French's yellow mustard.

*The humor of John Dillinger.

*Old people in traction.

*Drinking and fishing with dynamite.

*Getting teabagged.

*Naval Jelly.

*Blood.

*Horny chicks with ammo..

[Badfellow]

You are simply
OVER
THE
LINE!!!

[Artful Drunktective]

*Easy Cheeze in a can, Toaster Strudels, and Dijonnaise.

*The humor of John Travolta's acting.

*Old people racing tractors.

*Drinking and noodling (or grabblin')

*Getting teabagged while noodling (or grabblin')

*Navel pus

*Bloody oranges

*Horny German Harpo Marx dolls with ammo..

[oettinger]

You bastards. Both versions of fondue rock and old tractors are indeed fascinating machinery.

[Patchez]

Hit and miss engine contests.

[oldsmartskunk]

*Getting teabagged.

Oh you're so getting it.