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Post by Dear Booze » Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:49 am

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Hi everyone,
I'm sorry for the belated entry, but circumstances have rather dictated the situation. Anyway, I'm a student in the United Kingdom who is studying Politics at Swansea University (Wales). I've always been fascinated by booze (obviously being a student), however being a modern drunkard it is sometimes hard to find such sympathy among my peers. Anyway, that's who I am guys, happy drinking!
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Post by Badfellow » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:26 am

Lmsduchess wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:56 pm
Hi everyone,
I'm sorry for the belated entry, but circumstances have rather dictated the situation...
Welcome and greetings. Yes, as is tradition in our hallowed pub, the new guy does indeed buy. Make mine an Old Fashioned with a splash of dry sherry, if you would, please. Through all of your travails, may the drink serve thee well as your copilot.
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Post by Badfellow » Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:31 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 10:49 am
... and my glass is empty, and I'm thirsty, and I'm out of money.
That, sir, is a bald faced lie. I checked your bank just this morning.

And you still owe me $600 for the bottle of Kinky and the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald pole dance in the VIP room.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Dec 09, 2017 1:47 pm

Lmsduchess wrote:
Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:56 pm
Hi everyone,
I'm sorry for the belated entry, but circumstances have rather dictated the situation. Anyway, I'm a student in the United Kingdom who is studying Politics at Swansea University (Wales). I've always been fascinated by booze (obviously being a student), however being a modern drunkard it is sometimes hard to find such sympathy among my peers. Anyway, that's who I am guys, happy drinking!
Hello again and welcome Lmsduchess! Today I am feeling like a Long Beach Ice Tea! Happy drinking to you as well!
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Post by Bubblez » Tue Dec 12, 2017 2:53 pm

Welcome to all the new and wonderful fellow inebriates. I'll have as much Mad Elf as I can handle.
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Post by the_inebriati » Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:29 pm

Aloha from the land of tiki drunk tourists. I've just discovered this glorious community and magazine and hope I am not too late to the show. I'm strictly a whiskey and beer drinker, with a gin and tonic thrown in from time to time. I do dabble in the occasional sip of whatever tropical concoction my wife is having at the tiki bar.

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Post by Dear Booze » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:14 pm

the_inebriati wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:29 pm
Aloha from the land of tiki drunk tourists. I've just discovered this glorious community and magazine and hope I am not too late to the show. I'm strictly a whiskey and beer drinker, with a gin and tonic thrown in from time to time. I do dabble in the occasional sip of whatever tropical concoction my wife is having at the tiki bar.
Welcome Inebriati!

The tradition around here is the new guy buys the next round. I'll have a tropical concoction from your tiki bar.

Cheers!
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Dec 14, 2017 6:16 pm

Aloha, e komo mai Inebriati!

It's my "Friday" night so I will take a Long Beach Ice Tea, olu'olu. Mahalo nui loa! Goes great with a musubi! (not!)
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Post by oettinger » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:38 am

Welcome,
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I`ll have a whiskey with soda and a splash of lime
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Post by Lmsduchess » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:22 pm

Thanks for the welcome everyone, if I were able, I'd happily share some of this true Somerset scrumpy (cider for the non natives) with you all!!!

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:33 pm

Hit me up with a Somerset Scrumpy. We shall let the fun ensue.
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Post by Lmsduchess » Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:46 pm

Artful Detective wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:33 pm
Hit me up with a Somerset Scrumpy. We shall let the fun ensue.
I don't know if you've ever had proper Somerset scrumpy (cider), however I'm sure that most of the drunkards on this forum would certainly enjoy some proper brewed scrumpy from the heart of Somerset. It's a shame you can't enjoy such a taste, oh the joys of being born in the West country!!

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Post by Bubblez » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:42 am

Lmsduchess wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 6:46 pm
Artful Detective wrote:
Fri Dec 15, 2017 5:33 pm
Hit me up with a Somerset Scrumpy. We shall let the fun ensue.
It's a shame you can't enjoy such a taste, oh the joys of being born in the West country!!
Fed Ex says we can have a sample
If you're willing to ship
If not then maybe a road trip
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Post by Bubblez » Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:43 am

the_inebriati wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:29 pm
Aloha from the land of tiki drunk tourists. I've just discovered this glorious community and magazine and hope I am not too late to the show. I'm strictly a whiskey and beer drinker, with a gin and tonic thrown in from time to time. I do dabble in the occasional sip of whatever tropical concoction my wife is having at the tiki bar.
I'll have whatever the tourist on the floor was having
What would you rather do—leave a beautiful corpse, or a scorched Earth? Don’t live fast and die young. Live long and die hard.¸

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:12 am

Bubblez wrote:
Thu Dec 21, 2017 6:43 am
the_inebriati wrote:
Wed Dec 13, 2017 3:29 pm
Aloha from the land of tiki drunk tourists. I've just discovered this glorious community and magazine and hope I am not too late to the show. I'm strictly a whiskey and beer drinker, with a gin and tonic thrown in from time to time. I do dabble in the occasional sip of whatever tropical concoction my wife is having at the tiki bar.
I'll have whatever the tourist on the floor was having
A disgusting and cloyingly sweet orgeat flavored Mai Tai with an umbrella in it?
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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