little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He gyrates his banana hammock to dub step.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He saves his raisins for Sunday.
In this case, he is the impetus for the next MDM convention. Oett drinks (now expensive) bum-wine in order to save his raisins for his trip this summer in D.C. and Las Vegas,
...and the Holy Mountain grail: Denver.
dude is a badass.
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In this case, he is the impetus for the next MDM convention. Oett drinks (now expensive) bum-wine in order to save his raisins for his trip this summer in D.C. and Las Vegas,
...and the Holy Mountain grail: Denver.
dude is a badass.
.
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^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
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the things that pass for humor these days.............................................................
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I can't understand.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:29 pmthe things that pass for humor these days.............................................................
Are you reeling in the years?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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I don't understand are you trying to be funny?Patchez wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:35 pmI can't understand.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:29 pmthe things that pass for humor these days.............................................................
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it was funny to me. It sounded like the Steely Dan lyrics. I ran or stumbled with it.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:42 pmI don't understand are you trying to be funny?Patchez wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:35 pmI can't understand.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2018 11:29 pmthe things that pass for humor these days.............................................................
Are you reeling in the years?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Steely Dan? What are you like 50? You old drunks are ruining everything.
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00000000000000you young drunks get outta my bar!!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:40 amSteely Dan? What are you like 50? You old drunks are ruining everything.
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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MOAR SEX PISTOLS1 AHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPatchez wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:55 am00000000000000you young drunks get outta my bar!!ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:40 amSteely Dan? What are you like 50? You old drunks are ruining everything.
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or no sorrry i meant steely dan
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He drinks bum wine while jamming to German vampire rock.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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He struts his high heeled Michael Air Jordan Vicky Pollard high heels around his flat to Kelly Osbourne "One Word - Chris Cox Remix" after he hangs up on drunkard Skype.
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He just found out that cock fighting involves chickens. Now he's pissed off about the money he spent on the special dojo and all the rigorous training he's been going through for 18 months.
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