Following booze stocks never sucksHardcore Stig wrote: ↑Mon Nov 06, 2017 7:37 amThe stock market wants to know what you are drinking.
Your weekly shop includes Vodka and Whisky, while bread and milk is an occasional "luxury" good.
YKYDW....
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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You and the bum down the street have something in common, but you`re too buisy mixing your mourning vodka-listerine to figure out what it exactly is
Drink!
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Biologists found out that on your latest binge you were "way closer to monkey than man", "rabbit even" the results say.
Drink!
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You know you're a drunk when...
You have to piece together, almost like Sherlock Holmes, the implications of conversations that reference utterances that you've blacked out, before responding in a way that's deemed sane and seems normal. Especially so when this happens all the time.
You have to piece together, almost like Sherlock Holmes, the implications of conversations that reference utterances that you've blacked out, before responding in a way that's deemed sane and seems normal. Especially so when this happens all the time.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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You slowly refill your leftovers, while everyone is present
You accept the intervention as long as you`re allowed to drink enduring it and they don`t write another book about it
Should they write said book it should be named: Candle light dinner at tinfoil smacks and cracks
You accept the intervention as long as you`re allowed to drink enduring it and they don`t write another book about it
Should they write said book it should be named: Candle light dinner at tinfoil smacks and cracks
Drink!
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...when you laugh at something you read on the board for so long that you forgot what you were laughing at, read it again, and laugh again...
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and then you look at it the next day and the shit ain't even funny.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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You start writing a post about some kind inane shit but stop yourself when you realize that no one will care about it. Then when trying to make a coherent post, you realize your logic is drunkvoluted like a bitch. Fuck!
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^^ hey thanks for the kind words. Not sure what I was going on about. My inner whiskey voices were colliding.
Time to resume drink and hope for more harmony.
Time to resume drink and hope for more harmony.
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... when you puke in the Uber and the Somali guy goes ballistic, and then you claim diplomatic immunity and tell him to go bugger Fatima.
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