Yeah, selling that drunkard's paradise again. I'll take a dozen to go, thank you very much!mistah willies wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:25 pmAh yes, the beer scooter. There was a thread on here about such beer powered bikes, and tiki bar trolleys and boats...Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:36 pmWhere the fuck did that saying come from?
Usually, I prefer to ride instead of walk. But if riding requires me to give up the drink, then I will walk a safe distance from that shit wagon and keep my eyes open for an alternative mode of transportation.
Drinkcycle. Now there's an idea, with kegs for wheels.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Hey, just came here to get condoms.
Does the Mortal Kombat 2 machine in the corner still eat coins?
Does the Mortal Kombat 2 machine in the corner still eat coins?
Drink!
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You mean that cut off plastic gas-container? I had my cereals out off it this morning. It was part of the pass out n break fast they offer now
Drink!
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Which corner is the men's room?
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At Shit Talkers Bar & All Merricun Grill, we have 30 -that's right, count 'em - 30 functioning toilets in our palatial men's room, all of them premium Ferguson manufacture and rated at a whopping 10 gallons per flush! Plus, our cocktail waitresses will be more than happy to take your order while you're busy dropping the Cosby kids off at their swimming lesson.
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30. Christ. Ya got a map? I don't wanna get lost.
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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It's called THE glory hole. We had to widen it out a bit, for obvious reasons. And it was Oettinger's idea to dress it up with some Christmas tinsel and an assortment of random shit he's found while wandering along the railroad tracks.
Also, please try to keep the Vaseline jar clean and free of "foreign objects".
Also, please try to keep the Vaseline jar clean and free of "foreign objects".
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ther ain't no fucking glory in that hole you weirdos.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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OK fuck you people I'm gonna clas this place up .
GRAND re opening!
THIS FRIDAY
It's not where you're from
it's wear your hat!
come wearing a hat for get in free and drink free all night as long as you can stand it
GRAND re opening!
THIS FRIDAY
It's not where you're from
it's wear your hat!
come wearing a hat for get in free and drink free all night as long as you can stand it
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Are the weirdos invited? We can create a glory hole skylight. It will totally class this establishment up.
Okole maluna!