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 Does God wear a hat? :D
Yes. A ten-gallon fedora. With an effing feather.
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Lady S. is back on board! How`re you doin? I hope great
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SavageXmasJjelloshot wrote: ↑
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calx wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:44 pm
 Does God wear a hat? :D
Yes. A ten-gallon fedora. With an effing feather.
Ha good to see you Ms. Savage. :p

*sticks hat on you*

feathers optional
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Why are oranges purple?
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Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:56 pm
 Why are oranges purple?
Why aren't carrots called oranges and oranges called carrots? :|
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calx wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:43 pm
Badfellow wrote: ↑
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 Why are oranges purple?
Why aren't carrots called oranges and oranges called carrots? :|
Cause carrots aint purple
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No but sweet potatoes are!
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oettinger wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:11 am
calx wrote: ↑
Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:43 pm
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Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:56 pm
 Why are oranges purple?
Why aren't carrots called oranges and oranges called carrots? :|
Cause carrots aint purple
They can be! I bought some last year and they were purple. There's red and white ones too. (I'm not making this up.)
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One time I grew white carrots that tasted like radishes.
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 One time I grew white carrots that tasted like radishes.
Isn't that a daikon?
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Orange and purple carrots of the world: can't we all just get along?
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Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:18 am
ThurstonDrunk wrote: ↑
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 One time I grew white carrots that tasted like radishes.
Isn't that a daikon?
That's an Asian radish! And it's delicious in soup. Soup with shrimp!
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I wonder if the gods love soup with shrimp. What do the gods eat? Why do we have to eat? Can't we just get our energy from our suns? There's a lot of energy there!

And I wanna space ship to travel in! With a good stereo system please I don't ask for much.
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calx wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:26 am
 I wonder if the gods love soup with shrimp. What do the gods eat? Why do we have to eat? Can't we just get our energy from our suns? There's a lot of energy there!

And I wanna space ship to travel in! With a good stereo system please I don't ask for much.
Gods only fart, they need no food for that
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oettinger wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:55 am
calx wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:26 am
 I wonder if the gods love soup with shrimp. What do the gods eat? Why do we have to eat? Can't we just get our energy from our suns? There's a lot of energy there!

And I wanna space ship to travel in! With a good stereo system please I don't ask for much.
Gods only fart, they need no food for that
There's a Bukowski poem in there somewhere! God rest his hammered soul.
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.

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Long live David Icke!
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