Oett why are you posting gifs of yourself in here? Your hair looks good though.I thought it was Kajagoogoo at first.
The ways of Artful living
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Confided in me that she was the first in her tribe to wear shoes.
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With a rebel yell I thank thee Willies. :D And I'm always down with the 80's as well.mistah willies wrote: ↑Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:05 pmShe's a lovely intoxication.
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We do well to speak with the likes of this one.
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And adult diapers!ThurstonDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:28 pmConfided in me that she was the first in her tribe to wear shoes.
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She puts the lotion in the basket like nobody's business.
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She wears socks with sandals.
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Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
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Same with the dress, I suppose.
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Do you get snow in Hawaii? We got some in Tejas today. As for myself, if I wore sandals without socks, the very sight of my manly hooves would cause you to recoil in terror, thereby pleading with me to adhere to more modest foot attire. So, be careful of that which you ask.
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Only on the volcanoes is there snow. Perhaps your man hooves could use a simple pedicure? Try to cut back on wearing high heels as well.Sammy wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:27 pmDo you get snow in Hawaii? We got some in Tejas today. As for myself, if I wore sandals without socks, the very sight of my manly hooves would cause you to recoil in terror, thereby pleading with me to adhere to more modest foot attire. So, be careful of that which you ask.
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I got size 13 monkey feet. Sneakers or boots anytime any weatherSammy wrote: ↑Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:27 pmDo you get snow in Hawaii? We got some in Tejas today. As for myself, if I wore sandals without socks, the very sight of my manly hooves would cause you to recoil in terror, thereby pleading with me to adhere to more modest foot attire. So, be careful of that which you ask.
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She has 4 dozen empties of coconut rum cluttered under her bed. But they're not hers. Really. They're not.
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Tiki drinks at cliché. She prefers vodka IV's.
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