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Church of P'Chaah

Post by Badfellow » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:22 pm

In the beginning, the great creator P'chaaah (P'cha, P'chaw) rose rather lethargically and a bit hung over from his celestial bed and said: "I'm bored. I should really do something. P'chaaah."

First he rather indifferently created the sky and the land, and some things that went running around eating and pooping like cavemen* and dinosaurs. But the great P'chaaah was not satisfied. After taking a colossal piss which resulted in the oceans, P'chaaah then shared his love of drinking and smoking with the common homo sapiens, and dann if it wasn't good.

But then the P'Chaaah fucked up royally and created Keanu Reeves films which all suck with the possible exception of the first Matrix movie.

He said, "P'chaaah! What have I done? Fuck this, I'm getting stoned and going to the bar."

Thus it falls upon the divinely ambivalent shoulders of the true believers, the Church of P'chaah, to carry on with the drinking, smoking and religious tax exemptions of the holy Cha P'Chaah Cha. May it guard against the blasphemous influences of the adversary Keanu Reeves, that we might sit around church getting wasted and watching something else ordering holy pizzas, forever and ever, P'chaaah.









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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by mistah willies » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:10 am

I understand that service includes a Totino's injected with hot sauce and a chug from the chalice?

I really dig the altar dancers with the pastry pasties, by the way. But what is that eery music in the back ground?

P'chaahian I might ascribe to become, young Luke. I heard that the Pushaw Stream originated from Pushaw Lake, which originated from His Mighty Gaseousness Himself, as he drööled from his setee onto his pillow röll...

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by Patchez » Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:04 am

I'll stick with Bacchus. No one likes a made up religion.
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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by mistah willies » Thu Feb 15, 2018 11:52 am

Ironical hat there, P'chez.

Btw, P Chez means something in Frenchoise.

I believe it is House of Pizza?

Ask Lush City: he'll admit that it sounds crazy enough to be true.

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by oettinger » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:22 am

I always wondered what you do during the week when I don`t post to keep your head in check.
Interesting to say the least, very interesting
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Re: Church of P'Chaah

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by Badfellow » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:02 pm

Nightmare @ 20,000 feet starring a young Lieutenant Kirk.
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Re: Church of P'Chaah

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by mistah willies » Thu Apr 19, 2018 3:22 pm

Wonder if the potus, I mean, p'chuuus, will release a golden shower monkey?

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:24 am

The Church of P'chaah for those of you drunkards that are not privy is basically most triumphant things we learned from Keanu Reeves. P'Chaah!

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by oettinger » Fri Oct 25, 2019 1:00 pm

Is Keanu wearing a hairpiece? That doesn`t look real
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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by scream ale » Fri Oct 25, 2019 2:41 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Oct 25, 2019 1:00 pm
Is Keanu wearing a hairpiece? That doesn`t look real
Looks like a terrible wig to me. Or maybe he's just exceptionally strange looking in that shot.
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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by scream ale » Fri Oct 25, 2019 7:49 pm

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Re: Church of P'Chaah

Post by Badfellow » Sun Oct 27, 2019 4:12 pm

Keanu is no Jeff Spicoli, that's for p'shaaaw.


You all seem to be missing the point: Keanu Reeves is the emu haired anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-anti-P'Chaah. I created this bullshit religion, and let me just say that the Great P'Chaah is, like, totally and most displeased with your bogus renderings of the faith. Amen.
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