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The Floating Pervert

Post by Rooster » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:09 pm

Unexpectedly, I found myself revisiting an old Drink Recipe this evening.

I bought a 12-pack of the High Life and was happily sipping through it when I saw that my father-in-law hid a bottle of Bacardi in my (tragically disused) liquor globe. I took a shot and thought, "this is delicious, disgusting, and somehow familiar."

Sure enough, there was a time when I lived in South Florida on the beach, that a High-Life-with-Bacardi-Chaser was named as my drink-of-choice by none other than Nicthechick. This was a weird time when I regularly wore a canary-yellow thong and slept with chicks who may or may not have had dicks. Mostly the former. Thus, the Floating Pervert came into being.

I'd like to soak in the nostalgia right now, but I'm one Floating Pervert from being blotto.

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Re: The Floating Pervert

Post by oettinger » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:40 am

You chased the beer with the rum?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: The Floating Pervert

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:54 pm

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Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:09 pm
This was a weird time when I regularly wore a canary-yellow thong and slept with chicks who may or may not have had dicks. Mostly the former. Thus, the Floating Pervert came into being.
Banana hammocks and chicks with dicks? Why'd ya stop? You were livin' Old$mart$kunk'$ dream!
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Re: The Floating Pervert

Post by Rooster » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:12 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:40 am
You chased the beer with the rum?
Well, in a proper Floating Pervert, you drink half of the High Life... drop the Bacardi into it, and drink them together. So it's like a High Life with a High Life and Bacardi chaser. I nearly forgot the original recipe on accounts of being blotto last night.

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Re: The Floating Pervert

Post by Rooster » Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:13 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:54 pm
Rooster wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:09 pm
This was a weird time when I regularly wore a canary-yellow thong and slept with chicks who may or may not have had dicks. Mostly the former. Thus, the Floating Pervert came into being.
Banana hammocks and chicks with dicks? Why'd ya stop? You were livin' Old$mart$kunk'$ dream!
I got married and transferred to Norf Cackalacky. I still wear the banana-hammocks, but the chicks-with-dicks here aren't worth catcalling.

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Re: The Floating Pervert

Post by Patchez » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:32 pm

Rooster wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:09 pm
when I lived in South Florida on the beach, that a High-Life-with-Bacardi-Chaser was named as my drink-of-choice by none other than Nicthechick. This was a weird time when I regularly wore a canary-yellow thong and slept with chicks who may or may not have had dicks. Mostly the former.
27th St. beach in Miami?

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Re: The Floating Pervert

Post by oettinger » Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:38 am

Rooster wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:13 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:54 pm
Rooster wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:09 pm
This was a weird time when I regularly wore a canary-yellow thong and slept with chicks who may or may not have had dicks. Mostly the former. Thus, the Floating Pervert came into being.
Banana hammocks and chicks with dicks? Why'd ya stop? You were livin' Old$mart$kunk'$ dream!
I got married and transferred to Norf Cackalacky. I still wear the banana-hammocks, but the chicks-with-dicks here aren't worth catcalling.
Lol No more lesbian friends for ya Arty
Rooster wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:12 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:40 am
You chased the beer with the rum?
Well, in a proper Floating Pervert, you drink half of the High Life... drop the Bacardi into it, and drink them together. So it's like a High Life with a High Life and Bacardi chaser. I nearly forgot the original recipe on accounts of being blotto last night.
Isn`t that technically a rum boilermaker? White or black?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: The Floating Pervert

Post by Rooster » Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:14 pm

Patchez wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:32 pm
Rooster wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:09 pm
when I lived in South Florida on the beach, that a High-Life-with-Bacardi-Chaser was named as my drink-of-choice by none other than Nicthechick. This was a weird time when I regularly wore a canary-yellow thong and slept with chicks who may or may not have had dicks. Mostly the former.
27th St. beach in Miami?

Asking for a friend?
Lee St. in Hollywood.
oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:38 am
Rooster wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:13 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:54 pm
Banana hammocks and chicks with dicks? Why'd ya stop? You were livin' Old$mart$kunk'$ dream!
I got married and transferred to Norf Cackalacky. I still wear the banana-hammocks, but the chicks-with-dicks here aren't worth catcalling.
Lol No more lesbian friends for ya Arty
Rooster wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 5:12 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:40 am
You chased the beer with the rum?
Well, in a proper Floating Pervert, you drink half of the High Life... drop the Bacardi into it, and drink them together. So it's like a High Life with a High Life and Bacardi chaser. I nearly forgot the original recipe on accounts of being blotto last night.
Isn`t that technically a rum boilermaker? White or black?
Maybe? It is specific to High-Life and Bacardi White; with yellow dong-thongs optional, but strongly recommended.

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Re: The Floating Pervert

Post by Patchez » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:08 pm

As a Wing Nut formerly stationed at Homestead I can respect your beach choice.

As a heads up though 27th street beach was a straight up homo beach. Perfect for horny dudes looking at nearly naked and definitely topless chicks who felt unthreatened by the gays.

We just laid back and watched the titties.
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Re: The Floating Pervert

Post by Rooster » Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:39 pm

Patchez wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:08 pm
As a Wing Nut formerly stationed at Homestead I can respect your beach choice.

As a heads up though 27th street beach was a straight up homo beach. Perfect for horny dudes looking at nearly naked and definitely topless chicks who felt unthreatened by the gays.

We just laid back and watched the titties.
Hollywood Beach, when I lived there (years ago), was notorious. The locals' bars Nicks At the Beach, McSorely's, and Ocean's were your typical dives most nights. Friday and Saturday nights? If the drag-bar got raided (which if often did), then all of the girls would come out. Nick's and Ocean's were my haunts. Ocean's was across the street from my condo. I saw more chicks with dicks in two years there than I did in four years of living in-and-around San Francisco.

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