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ScottMcG
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by ScottMcG » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:17 pm
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:43 pm
I'm good for a shot
I knew you were in for it! Good fella!
Once I secure the malort, I'll be calling you over!
Amateur demolition derby on the carpeting afterward
RIPT2.0
Inebriate Savant
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by RIPT2.0 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:41 pm
I have never heard of Malort. But, if it is even more insidious than Unicum, I will pass. I'd rather drink donkey piss.
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
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by Badfellow » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:13 am
ScottMcG wrote: ↑ Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:17 pm
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:43 pm
I'm good for a shot
I knew you were in for it! Good fella!
Once I secure the malort, I'll be calling you over!
All I can do is answer the call. The rest is up to whatever else we drink and whatever else we drank.
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Patchez
Drinking Like W.C.
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by Patchez » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:03 am
Badfellow wrote: ↑ Mon Feb 12, 2018 11:19 am
Malort is the wrath of Bacchus.
Just remember, mal = bad in Latin, and you shouldn't trust anyone or anything with bad in the name.
I'd trust Capt. Malcolm Reynolds.
He has mal in his name.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Nausea
Hooching Like Hemingway
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by Nausea » Tue Feb 13, 2018 2:24 pm
Short-ish day at work. Had 4 PBRs at the bar -- pretty dead except for two old regulars.
Now, Kraken.
Soon: Kentucky Deluxe.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
RIPT2.0
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by RIPT2.0 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:54 pm
Badfellow
Juicing Like Jackie
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by Badfellow » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:01 pm
Official commercial for
Jeppson's Malört .
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drunkin' Wisconsinite
Super Drunkard
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by drunkin' Wisconsinite » Wed Feb 14, 2018 9:01 am
I've experienced Malort just one time and that was more than enough. After I swallowed the shot all I could think of was "well, these pants are going to just shit themselves ". The stuff is like having a gasoline soaked tire set on fire in your mouth. But hey, drink what you like!
Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:13 am
We don't drink Malört because we like it. It's more like an ordeal we put ourselves though to let us know we're still alive.
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Badfellow
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by Badfellow » Wed Feb 14, 2018 10:14 am
Here's a guy who knows how to drink Malört.
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ScottMcG
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by ScottMcG » Wed Feb 14, 2018 7:07 pm
After watching that, I can only conclude that Malort is not that bad. Now, I just need to find some.
Amateur demolition derby on the carpeting afterward
Patchez
Drinking Like W.C.
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by Patchez » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:34 am
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
drunkin' Wisconsinite
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by drunkin' Wisconsinite » Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:00 pm
I'm surprised none of them threw up.
I have been thinking though that no true drunkard should deny themselves of the Malort experience - so drink up!
calx
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by calx » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:28 pm
ScottMcG wrote: ↑ Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:59 pm
calx wrote: ↑ Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:14 pm
I wanna get a bottle of Malort! Is it really that bad? :D
Until now, I had not heard of Malort. After a quick internet search, I got to get me some.
I heard about it from one of the articles on this website!!
https://drunkard.com/jeppsons-malort/
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Patchez
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by Patchez » Sat Feb 17, 2018 1:04 am
Second shifter trynna catch up.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice