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oettinger wrote:
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Best thread of the weekend so far, will read again

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Oett why are you posting gifs of yourself in here? Your hair looks good though.I thought it was Kajagoogoo at first.
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Confided in me that she was the first in her tribe to wear shoes.
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mistah willies wrote:
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She's a lovely intoxication.

A tincture, a mixture of Badassery, high intelligence, and quick wit.

We do well to speak with the likes of this one.

Now don't say anything about this song, because I hail from them dammed 80's and I cannot be helped.

You magnificent bastards.
With a rebel yell I thank thee Willies. :D And I'm always down with the 80's as well.
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ThurstonDrunk wrote:
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Confided in me that she was the first in her tribe to wear shoes.
And adult diapers!
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She puts the lotion in the basket like nobody's business.
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Here is Artful Living

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She wears socks with sandals.
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Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
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Same with the dress, I suppose.
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Patchez wrote:
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Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
Only if there's snow outside.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:21 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:04 pm
Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
Only if there's snow outside.
Do you get snow in Hawaii? We got some in Tejas today. As for myself, if I wore sandals without socks, the very sight of my manly hooves would cause you to recoil in terror, thereby pleading with me to adhere to more modest foot attire. So, be careful of that which you ask.

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Sammy wrote:
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:21 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:04 pm
Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
Only if there's snow outside.
Do you get snow in Hawaii? We got some in Tejas today. As for myself, if I wore sandals without socks, the very sight of my manly hooves would cause you to recoil in terror, thereby pleading with me to adhere to more modest foot attire. So, be careful of that which you ask.
Only on the volcanoes is there snow. Perhaps your man hooves could use a simple pedicure? Try to cut back on wearing high heels as well.
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Sammy wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:27 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:21 pm
Patchez wrote:
Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:04 pm
Technically she puts on the flip flops and then pulls the socks on over them.
Only if there's snow outside.
Do you get snow in Hawaii? We got some in Tejas today. As for myself, if I wore sandals without socks, the very sight of my manly hooves would cause you to recoil in terror, thereby pleading with me to adhere to more modest foot attire. So, be careful of that which you ask.
I got size 13 monkey feet. Sneakers or boots anytime any weather
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She has 4 dozen empties of coconut rum cluttered under her bed. But they're not hers. Really. They're not.
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Tiki drinks at cliché. She prefers vodka IV's.
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