Career Upgrade. I fucking hope.

[Patchez]

So I have a shot at becoming a full Controls Electrician. I know yall don't have a clue what that is. I'ts what I went back to school to learn at 46 fucking years old. As I type this I am blasted out of my skull. The best part is I'm tyestinfg well.

[oettinger]

Sounds great P.!!! You`ll make it.

[Badfellow]

Does this mean that you'll finally be able to rig me up a custom race dildo with 480 volt three phase power?

[oettinger]

Does this mean that you'll finally be able to rig me up a custom race dildo with 480 volt three phase power?

The batteries and electronics are new, but the dildo is from the recycling bin

[Artful Drunktective]

You can have one of mine. I have plenty of assorted shapes and sizes.

[oettinger]

You can have one of mine. I have plenty of assorted shapes and sizes.

Thanks AD. We know you got the biggest battery collection ever

[Patchez]

You can have one of mine. I have plenty of assorted shapes and sizes.

One with the most power and most aerodynamic design. We'll take it from there.

[ScottMcG]

So I have a shot at becoming a full Controls Electrician. I know yall don't have a clue what that is. I'ts what I went back to school to learn at 46 fucking years old. As I type this I am blasted out of my skull. The best part is I'm tyestinfg well.

What's the latest update?

[ThirstyDrunk]

So I have a shot at becoming a full Controls Electrician.

YES! GIVE THE DRUNKARD FULL CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Badfellow]

So, are you able to get me 100 lbs. of baking soda? I have a bunch of vinegar and red food coloring that says yes, you can.

[Badfellow]

Found a guy that'll do a spoiler and some nice ground effects on the dildo. I suppose the next step would be to take her out to Bonneville Flats and see what she'll do on the straightaway once we get the overthruster installed. Ordered a flux capacitor from China, but it'll take six weeks to get here.

[Patchez]

They are still dicking around trying to find a suitable test. They used to get my former instructor to give the test. One of the biggest reasons I chose to study under him. I figured I could just show them my final as it was likely the exact same test. Some falling out between him and one of the Execs and now they are looking for a new test.

What the hell.

Anyway hopefully they'll have their shit together next week.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Anyway hopefully they'll have their shit together next week.

As will you, drunkard.
Cheers

[oettinger]

They are still dicking around trying to find a suitable test. They used to get my former instructor to give the test. One of the biggest reasons I chose to study under him. I figured I could just show them my final as it was likely the exact same test. Some falling out between him and one of the Execs and now they are looking for a new test.

What the hell.

Anyway hopefully they'll have their shit together next week.

Easy P. You`ve seen worse in life. You`ll make it. Book it!

[oettinger]

So I have a shot at becoming a full Controls Electrician.

YES! GIVE THE DRUNKARD FULL CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is so funny, I have to quote it