Career Upgrade. I fucking hope.
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Career Upgrade. I fucking hope.
So I have a shot at becoming a full Controls Electrician. I know yall don't have a clue what that is. I'ts what I went back to school to learn at 46 fucking years old. As I type this I am blasted out of my skull. The best part is I'm tyestinfg well.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Career Upgrade. I fucking hope.
Does this mean that you'll finally be able to rig me up a custom race dildo with 480 volt three phase power?
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The batteries and electronics are new, but the dildo is from the recycling bin
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You can have one of mine. I have plenty of assorted shapes and sizes.
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Re: Career Upgrade. I fucking hope.
Thanks AD. We know you got the biggest battery collection everArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:41 amYou can have one of mine. I have plenty of assorted shapes and sizes.
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One with the most power and most aerodynamic design. We'll take it from there.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:41 amYou can have one of mine. I have plenty of assorted shapes and sizes.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
Re: Career Upgrade. I fucking hope.
What's the latest update?
Amateur demolition derby on the carpeting afterward
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YES! GIVE THE DRUNKARD FULL CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, are you able to get me 100 lbs. of baking soda? I have a bunch of vinegar and red food coloring that says yes, you can.
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Re: Career Upgrade. I fucking hope.
Found a guy that'll do a spoiler and some nice ground effects on the dildo. I suppose the next step would be to take her out to Bonneville Flats and see what she'll do on the straightaway once we get the overthruster installed. Ordered a flux capacitor from China, but it'll take six weeks to get here.
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They are still dicking around trying to find a suitable test. They used to get my former instructor to give the test. One of the biggest reasons I chose to study under him. I figured I could just show them my final as it was likely the exact same test. Some falling out between him and one of the Execs and now they are looking for a new test.
What the hell.
Anyway hopefully they'll have their shit together next week.
What the hell.
Anyway hopefully they'll have their shit together next week.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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As will you, drunkard.
Cheers
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Re: Career Upgrade. I fucking hope.
Easy P. You`ve seen worse in life. You`ll make it. Book it!Patchez wrote: ↑Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:40 pmThey are still dicking around trying to find a suitable test. They used to get my former instructor to give the test. One of the biggest reasons I chose to study under him. I figured I could just show them my final as it was likely the exact same test. Some falling out between him and one of the Execs and now they are looking for a new test.
What the hell.
Anyway hopefully they'll have their shit together next week.
Drink!
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This is so funny, I have to quote it
Drink!