And that, my friends, was the last we saw of DivaBitch.
Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
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DRINK!
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Oettinger has DivaBitches boots!
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Patchez wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2018 6:26 pmOettinger has DivaBitches boots!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Feb 25, 2018 11:00 amAnd that, my friends, was the last we saw of DivaBitch.
What? Oettinger is DivaBitch?
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I propose to build a track for a steep grade HO scale railroad line running up and down the hand rail of said spiral staircase. It would primarily be a freight line hauling liquor tanks, boxcars full of pills (Viagra, Xanex, GleeMonex, etc.) and flatbeds stacked with used condoms. The possibility of carrying passengers has also been considered in conjunction with the existing Acorn Stair Lift line.
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^ ^ ^ GLEEMONEX!!! HAAAA!!! Don't forget the Stummies.
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Wow! I did some LSD and never got this far. I will slide down it headfirst next time we Skype but I trashed my headset and need to buy another.Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2018 12:43 pmI propose to build a track for a steep grade HO scale railroad line running up and down the hand rail of said spiral staircase. It would primarily be a freight line hauling liquor tanks, boxcars full of pills (Viagra, Xanex, GleeMonex, etc.) and flatbeds stacked with used condoms. The possibility of carrying passengers has also been considered in conjunction with the existing Acorn Stair Lift line.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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All aboard the Crazy Train señor.
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...watch him when he speaks. He actually is the Most Interesting Man.
"I don't always DRINK, but when I do always drink, I chase it with another DRINK."
You know, I've seen him try to enlarge a picture in a magazine with the cell phone two-finger-swipe.
He once tried to rewind a song with the knob on his radio, in his Bentley.
Just saying
"I don't always DRINK, but when I do always drink, I chase it with another DRINK."
You know, I've seen him try to enlarge a picture in a magazine with the cell phone two-finger-swipe.
He once tried to rewind a song with the knob on his radio, in his Bentley.
Just saying
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He proposed to Jean Harlow on that spiral staircase AND punched Clark Gable in the nutsack at the same time.
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I've heard it is considered for the Smithsonian.
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To know, those are names for real drink recipes.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Jun 11, 2017 2:10 pmDonkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, and Hot Carl all happening at the same time.
http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mi ... nchez.html
Also, those names would fit either a really scuzzy law firm (redundant?) Or a really cool punk band.
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Bubblez had some great names for punk bands back in our high school days. He came up with-
Jonny Abortion and the Coathangers and the Rev. Jim Jones and the Punchbowl Kids.
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Okole maluna!