Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase

[Dear Booze]

Sorry, I could watch this over and over again. Hey, she's wearing Oettinger's cowboy boots!

And that, my friends, was the last we saw of DivaBitch.

[Patchez]

Sorry, I could watch this over and over again. Hey, she's wearing Oettinger's cowboy boots!

And that, my friends, was the last we saw of DivaBitch.

Oettinger has DivaBitches boots!

[Badfellow]

Sorry, I could watch this over and over again. Hey, she's wearing Oettinger's cowboy boots!

And that, my friends, was the last we saw of DivaBitch.

Oettinger has DivaBitches boots!

What? Oettinger is DivaBitch?

[Badfellow]

I propose to build a track for a steep grade HO scale railroad line running up and down the hand rail of said spiral staircase. It would primarily be a freight line hauling liquor tanks, boxcars full of pills (Viagra, Xanex, GleeMonex, etc.) and flatbeds stacked with used condoms. The possibility of carrying passengers has also been considered in conjunction with the existing Acorn Stair Lift line.

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^ GLEEMONEX!!! HAAAA!!! Don't forget the Stummies.

[Lush City]

I propose to build a track for a steep grade HO scale railroad line running up and down the hand rail of said spiral staircase. It would primarily be a freight line hauling liquor tanks, boxcars full of pills (Viagra, Xanex, GleeMonex, etc.) and flatbeds stacked with used condoms. The possibility of carrying passengers has also been considered in conjunction with the existing Acorn Stair Lift line.

Wow! I did some LSD and never got this far. I will slide down it headfirst next time we Skype but I trashed my headset and need to buy another.

[Badfellow]

All aboard the Crazy Train señor.


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[Dear Booze]

Attend a concert featuring these guys:

https://youtu.be/HRNPppaIW6I

[mistah willies]

...watch him when he speaks. He actually is the Most Interesting Man.

"I don't always DRINK, but when I do always drink, I chase it with another DRINK."

You know, I've seen him try to enlarge a picture in a magazine with the cell phone two-finger-swipe.

He once tried to rewind a song with the knob on his radio, in his Bentley.

Just saying

[Badfellow]

He proposed to Jean Harlow on that spiral staircase AND punched Clark Gable in the nutsack at the same time.

[oettinger]

This is how people dadet back then.

If I was her, I`d buy another big pack of bubblegum

[ThirstyDrunk]

I've heard it is considered for the Smithsonian.

[mistah willies]

Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, and Hot Carl all happening at the same time.

To know, those are names for real drink recipes.

http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/mi ... nchez.html

Also, those names would fit either a really scuzzy law firm (redundant?) Or a really cool punk band.

[Patchez]

Or a really cool punk band.

Bubblez had some great names for punk bands back in our high school days. He came up with-

Jonny Abortion and the Coathangers and the Rev. Jim Jones and the Punchbowl Kids.

[Artful Drunktective]