The Shed

[Patchez]

This Saturday!
The Shed welcomes
THE PRE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL! ot it's interior.
A charming reminder of the middle ages
*Plague victims crawl elegantly along the shite filled streets allowing patrons to keep their feet dry. The festival boasts two taverns, one humorous dwarf, and a taco truck.

Ah, the taco truck. One of the greatest things to come out of the Renaissance.

[Artful Drunktective]

This Saturday!
The Shed welcomes
THE PRE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL! ot it's interior.
A charming reminder of the middle ages
*Plague victims crawl elegantly along the shite filled streets allowing patrons to keep their feet dry. The festival boasts two taverns, one humorous dwarf, and a taco truck.

There better be some turkey legs!
And thank you sir for this
charming reminder of the middle ages

[Patchez]

This Saturday!
The Shed welcomes
THE PRE RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL! ot it's interior.
A charming reminder of the middle ages
*Plague victims crawl elegantly along the shite filled streets allowing patrons to keep their feet dry. The festival boasts two taverns, one humorous dwarf, and a taco truck.

There better be some turkey legs!

PPPPSSSCCCHHHAAAAA Turkey legs?

There's supposed to be tacos!!!!

[ThirstyDrunk]

No appendages of any fowl. This is PRE Renaissance. The only food is tacos, and the only drink is All-Sorts. But I did hear that there is a booth selling nick nacks made of straw and dried filth.
Also the festival promises a climactic ending to the evening when you can be witness to the burning of two redheaded children accused of being witches.

[Dear Booze]

No appendages of any fowl. This is PRE Renaissance. The only food is tacos, and the only drink is All-Sorts. But I did hear that there is a booth selling nick nacks made of straw and dried filth.
Also the festival promises a climactic ending to the evening when you can be witness to the burning of two redheaded children accused of being witches.

Step witches?

[calx]

Fuck off Lahey!

[Lush City]

The Shed is where you work out to get your drinking stamina up to speed. Right now I'm pushing my envelope staying up late and getting shitfaced in prep for the Las Vegas meet up. So far I've gone past 11pm and haven't passed out yet. Went to the AM pm and refueled with a jumbo hotdog with mustard, relish and onions and a large 24oz of Pacifico lager and tequila shots. Life is good. Time to prep for soft landing...

[mistah willies]

...But I did hear that there is a booth selling nick nacks made of straw and dried filth.

Back then, the greasy bathrobes were made of reclaimed burlap from the bodies of the not quite dead...

[oettinger]

Is this a theme party? Can I re-use my time correct Star Wars Sand Person costume

[ThirstyDrunk]

The Shed is now closed/condemned.
It will be remodeled/rebuilt as soon as my money comes in.

[calx]

*throws random money around*

Don't close the shed! :O

[ThirstyDrunk]

After sorting through a generous donation of "Random money", we came up with enough for a case of Ezra Brooks 1.75L and four 30 packs of Hamm's.

THE SHED REMAINS OPEN FOR ANOTHER NIGHT

Look for the Bio-hazardous waste pile

[calx]

Aw come on man you know I'm generous Thirsty! :D Do we need a go fund me page for Lahey's jail shed? (the thing was fucked to begin with.)

[ThirstyDrunk]

Once you visit The Shed you soon realize that you are in no fancy tin erection, you have stepped into a shed built of the finest pallet wood aged in mud and filth and plastered together with sweat and vomit.

[ThirstyDrunk]

All except the one outer wall that was replaced with a piece of wood from Home Depot a couple years ago during the "Great Leveling" of The Shed.