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Re: Saint Fatpricks Day

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Do I need to break out my excavating skills?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Mar 17, 2018 1:50 pm
Do I need to break out my excavating skills?
I hear dwarves have mad excavating skills too.
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Re: Saint Fatpricks Day

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Us true heathen dwarves do not acknowledge the travesty of St. Patrick and his book burning Druid hatred. Rid Ireland of the snakes...rid the world of us.
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I've been shopping for a sea craft like this one, minus the shitty rock band, of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2bgwcv43o

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Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:20 pm
What you all doing for Saint Fatprick's Day? I figured I'd have overcooked eggs tomorrow with undercooked bacon, a side of salmonella-flavored salad, and make out with drunk-ass college chicks. Oh, and walk in a parade.
St. Patrick's Day on a Saturday sucks. Way too many people, talking loudly, crowding the bar, and getting between me and the bartender. After finding every bar overcrowded, my friends and I piled into a car and landed back at my place where we got our drink on in the back patio. Pouring my own drink is so much better than waiting behind a weekend warrior ordering five green beers.
Amateur demolition derby on the carpeting afterward

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Re: Saint Fatpricks Day

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^ ^ ^ There's been similar discussions on this very board about the same thing happening- on New Years Eve as well -aka "Amateur Hour". (Thank you Dear Booze and I believe Lush City who made the same observations). The nerve of these whippersnappers who really don't drink (or if they do, not very well) venture out in the world during holidays to our established watering holes and pretend they can drink! Every place turns into a trendy overrun college co-ed frat party drunk-fest where they anticipate their green beers and date rape drugs. AND they expect toilet paper in the restrooms....What madness is this?!

Every real drunkard knows that getting wasted and roofied on some other drunkards back patio is way more preferable any day of the year. Chin chin!
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Re: Saint Fatpricks Day

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:57 pm
The nerve of these whippersnappers who really don't drink (or if they do, not very well) venture out in the world during holidays to our established watering holes and pretend they can drink!
Every time I bitch about this subject, my coworkers and acquaintances give me that look. So, now I just mutter into my whiskey.
Amateur demolition derby on the carpeting afterward

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