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Snow Day?

Post by Patchez » Wed Mar 21, 2018 10:07 am

Snow day = Day drinking!!

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Re: Snow Day?

Post by ScottMcG » Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:52 pm

That reminds me of my high school years when my friends and I would throw a case or two down in the snow outside the sauna. We'd run out periodically to grab fresh cold beers, maybe roll around in the snow, and then run back into the hot steam of the sauna.
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Re: Snow Day?

Post by mistah willies » Thu Mar 22, 2018 4:29 am

Nothing finer. Double Imperial stout aged in bourbon barrels in Baltimore? You needed scissors to stop the pour, huh.

I got me a new target. Tasty I bet

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Re: Snow Day?

Post by Savage » Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:55 am

You say "day drinking" like it's something seasonal.
like tears in rain

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Re: Snow Day?

Post by Badfellow » Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:07 pm

April 3rd and we're forecast 6-8 inches of snow by tonight, then it's going to start howling wind and freezing your pubes worse than Point Barrow. It's like a bad April fools joke that'll last all week until the high temperatures finally get back up into 50s where they're supposed to be.

Snow day? Snow week, by Bacchus! When mother nature is being a total bitch, the only recourse is to ignore her nagging by the time tested method of heavy drinking. 'Tis better to celebrate the last throes of winter with snow bongs and chilled booze.
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Re: Snow Day?

Post by ScottMcG » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:11 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Tue Apr 03, 2018 2:07 pm
April 3rd and we're forecast 6-8 inches of snow by tonight
I'd be happier if I had a sauna. I'd put a case of beer in the snow bank, stoke up the sauna, get rosy red, and then roll around in the snow every time I needed a fresh beer.

Instead, I pulled on my boots, shrugged on my jacket, and went outside to shovel off the sidewalk. Meanwhile, my beer went flat waiting for me to return.
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Re: Snow Day?

Post by Badfellow » Thu Apr 05, 2018 12:28 pm

When I get the extra scratch and leftover tile from various jobs together, I plan on building a steam room which will contain a chilled, insulated beverage service unit.
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Re: Snow Day?

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:09 pm

Savage wrote:
Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:55 am
You say "day drinking" like it's something seasonal.
Yeah really. Isn't it just "drinking".
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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Re: Snow Day?

Post by oettinger » Fri Apr 13, 2018 9:50 am

Crazy, that snow doesn`t melt! Are you atleast gonna drink it?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Snow Day?

Post by Bur » Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:12 am

ScottMcG wrote:
Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:52 pm
That reminds me of my high school years when my friends and I would throw a case or two down in the snow outside the sauna. We'd run out periodically to grab fresh cold beers, maybe roll around in the snow, and then run back into the hot steam of the sauna.
This guy knows what is up.

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Re: Snow Day?

Post by waahoohah » Sat Apr 28, 2018 2:15 am

Bur wrote:
Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:12 am
ScottMcG wrote:
Wed Mar 21, 2018 5:52 pm
That reminds me of my high school years when my friends and I would throw a case or two down in the snow outside the sauna. We'd run out periodically to grab fresh cold beers, maybe roll around in the snow, and then run back into the hot steam of the sauna.
This guy knows what is up.
Man, just remindeed m,e of an older brother of a friend of min e that lived in a n apartment complex that had an outdoor hot tub way back when. Goodness! Tub, snow, beer, tub, beer, shnow. Repoeat.
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Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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