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I Quit

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 am

I woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough.

I have to admit that I am powerless over alcohol - that my life has become unmanageable.

I came to believe that a Power greater than myself can restore me to sanity.

I made a decision to turn my will and my life over to the care of God as I understand Him.

I have made a searching and fearless moral inventory of myself.

I have admitted to God, to myself and to another human being the exact nature of my wrongs.

I'm entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

I have humbly asked Him to remove my shortcomings.

I've made a list of all persons I have harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

I am making direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

I will continue to take personal inventory and when I'm wrong promptly admit it.

I will seak through prayer and meditation to improve my conscious contact with God as I understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for me and the power to carry that out.

Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, I will try to carry this message to others and to practice these principles in all my affairs.

Who would like to join me?
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: I Quit

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:15 am

I`m in. Where to sign?
Beware though scam artist, I already sold my soul, the souls of my unborn children, and the souls of various board members to Nestle, so I am bankrupt on the soul-level for now. I can bake a cake for our next meeting though.
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: I Quit

Post by Nausea » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:00 am

Praise the Lawd!
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: I Quit

Post by Badfellow » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:10 am

You know I only come to these meetings for the free donuts and vulnerable women, right?
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Re: I Quit

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:14 am

Preach son!

Q: What`s the most hilarious thing ever?

A: The pope`s face when he realizes that god told him Jesus died for all his sins on april the first 33 a.d.
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Re: I Quit

Post by Badfellow » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:42 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 am
I woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough...
You forgot to add the part where at 4:03 AM your wife told you to shut the fuck up and go back to sleep.
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Re: I Quit

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:23 am

Badfellow wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:42 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 am
I woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough...
You forgot to add the part where at 4:03 AM your wife told you to shut the fuck up and go back to sleep.
4:05 didn`t I say shut up?
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: I Quit

Post by mistah willies » Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:57 am

oettinger wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:15 am
I can bake a cake for our next meeting though.

I'll bring the big book. Bill W. (The dubya stands for willies)

Can't wait to be addicted to meetings!

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Re: I Quit

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 01, 2018 11:54 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 10:57 am
oettinger wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:15 am
I can bake a cake for our next meeting though.

I'll bring the big book.
The one with the big fake reptiles?
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Re: I Quit

Post by Dear Booze » Sun Apr 01, 2018 2:39 pm

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: I Quit

Post by Badfellow » Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:25 am

Seeing as you quit drinking, can I have all your liquor?
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Re: I Quit

Post by oettinger » Mon Apr 02, 2018 12:54 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:25 am
Seeing as you quit drinking, can I have all your liquor?
You`ll find a rotting sixpack of colt45 on ebay soon
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Re: I Quit

Post by Patchez » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:57 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 am
I woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough.

I want to be the Designated Driver for the entire Vegas Meetup. Also the first round at every place you stop is on me.

Who would like to join me?
Am I the only one reading this as ^^^^^^^
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Re: I Quit

Post by Badfellow » Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:10 am

Patchez wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:57 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 am
I woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough.

I want to be the Designated Driver for the entire Vegas Meetup. Also the first round at every place you stop is on me as well as any costs you might incur from gambling, hookers, tobacco, strip clubs, recreational cannabis dispensaries, cheeseburgers, luxury hotel accommodations, spa treatments, machine gun ranges, midget and helper monkey rentals, legal fees, drugs and/or bail.

Who would like to join me?
Am I the only one reading this as ^^^^^^^
Think we're on the same page.
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Re: I Quit

Post by oettinger » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:07 am

Badfellow wrote:
Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:10 am
Patchez wrote:
Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:57 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:15 am
I woke up this morning at 4 am and decided I've had enough.

I want to be the Designated buttholer for the entire Vegas Meetup. Also the first blowjob at every corner you stop is on me as well as any costs you might incur from cocksucking, hookers, tobacco, strip clubs, recreational cannabis dispensaries, cheeseburgers, luxury hotel accommodations, spa treatments, machine gun ranges, midget and helper monkey rentals, legal fees, drugs and/or bail - Don`t waste your money, you got me in one BIG package

Who would like to join me?
Am I the only one reading this as ^^^^^^^
Think we're on the same page.
A big no thanks, I hope his dead body is recycable atleast
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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