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Jesus

Mondays

Television

Beige

Namaste

Marshmellows

Politics

Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship and the trivial differences between the two

Human Rights

Prairies

Yodeling

Cheap Gin

Pornography

Nihilism

Gavin McCloud

English Cuisine

Puking in the Uber/Lyft

Velvet paintings of dogs playing pool and/or poker
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The Virgin Mary

Tuesdays

X-Box 360

Mauve

Shalom

Circus Peanuts

Debate Clubs

Airplanes and starships

LGBTQQICAPF2K+ Rights

Meadows

Mouth harps

Premixed margaritas

Stenography

Existentialism

Richard Moll

Portuguese cuisine

Puking on someone else’s rug

Velvet paintings of the nativity scene
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Analytic metaphysics

Conceptual art

The price of a Jameson 750
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Anephylactic macrophysics

Counterespionage, disestablishmentarianistic, antiprobiotic organisms

Volvox

Mirror ambivolancy

Quixotic behavioralisms

Hemorrhoidic culturalistic tendencies

String cheese theory

POM 400 count toilet paper

Belt sanders

Bernie Sanders

The Thought Police

The Police

The police

Tuesday
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Velvet paintings of the nativity scene
Velvet Jesus playing poker with velvet Muhammad, velvet Buddha, velvet Cthulhu and velvet Michael Jackson in heaven... forever.
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Long Duck Dong's sex life.

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Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:01 am
Long Duck Dong's sex life.

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Is this a gif of cripples dry-humping? Thanks a lot, Internet.
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Nausea wrote:
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:01 am
Long Duck Dong's sex life.

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Is this a gif of cripples dry-humping? Thanks a lot, Internet.
Looks like a pair of idiots attempting to fuck on a piece of aerobic equipment.
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Well if you two (Naus and Scream) were above the age of 24 years old you would know who Long Duck Dong is. :D
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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Well if you two (Naus and Scream) were above the age of 24 years old you would know who Long Duck Dong is. :D
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Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:20 pm
Well if you two (Naus and Scream) were above the age of 24 years old you would know who Long Duck Dong is. :D
I've seen 16 candles, I just didn't like it. Speaking of movies Artful what movie/show is that guy at the bottom of all your posts from?
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Apr 30, 2018 3:44 pm
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Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:20 pm
Well if you two (Naus and Scream) were above the age of 24 years old you would know who Long Duck Dong is. :D
I've seen 16 candles, I just didn't like it. Speaking of movies Artful what movie/show is that guy at the bottom of all your posts from?
I saw 16 Candles when it first came out. And honestly, I agree with Scream. I've never cared much for it either. I like Long Duck. But that's about it. Out of all of those John Hughes movies, it's my least favorite. JMO.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Apr 30, 2018 4:16 pm
scream ale wrote:
Mon Apr 30, 2018 3:44 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Apr 29, 2018 10:20 pm
Well if you two (Naus and Scream) were above the age of 24 years old you would know who Long Duck Dong is. :D
I've seen 16 candles, I just didn't like it. Speaking of movies Artful what movie/show is that guy at the bottom of all your posts from?
I saw 16 Candles when it first came out. And honestly, I agree with Scream. I've never cared much for it either. I like Long Duck. But that's about it. Out of all of those John Hughes movies, it's my least favorite. JMO.
Other John Hughes movies that I don't care for are Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful and Home Alone. The latter was fun the first time I saw it, but it didn't hold up well. John Candy is the real star (Polka Polka Polka).

Best John Hughes movie, IMO, is She's Having a Baby.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:30 pm
Best John Hughes movie, IMO, is She's Having a Baby.
You, sir, must be high on crack cocaine to be forgetting such Hughes classics as Mallrats, Uncle Buck, Vacation and, of course, the timeless icon of teen rebellion Ferris Bueller's Day Off. To this I shall not abide ambivolency.
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Badfellow wrote:
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Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Apr 30, 2018 7:30 pm
Best John Hughes movie, IMO, is She's Having a Baby.
You, sir, must be high on crack cocaine to be forgetting such Hughes classics as Mallrats, Uncle Buck, Vacation and, of course, the timeless icon of teen rebellion Ferris Bueller's Day Off. To this I shall not abide ambivolency.
No offense, but you are an asshole. While all of those are good, Mallrats was the second installment of Kevin Smith's New Jersey Trilogy. (sandwiched between Clerks and Chasing Amy). Wth the exception of a "special thanks" for inspiration, Mr Hughes was not a part of it. At all.
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