WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[Patchez]

Right there is a great example of Mal's eloquence.

[Casual Binger]

I'm gunna go with Kirk because there'd be hot sixties crew chicks in mini dresses serving drinks n trippy music playing n if anyone started something Spock would Vulcan nerve pinch them n Bones would get so drunk that he'd say something leible but slurred then stand up n then fall over passed out.

With the other guy a square dance would probably break out.

[beerkegbilly]

I vote yes

[Savage]

I choose option C. Dean Martin.

My uncle always told me that Sinatra mainly had the glass as a prop. But Dean Martin, at least according to my uncle, was a sterling drinker.

And that may be why, from what I have read, that Mr. Sinatra was a bit of a cranky prick, whereas Mr. Martin was a mellow fellow.

But, all I know is what I read on the internet, and the papers, and books. I mean, these guys were born before my father-in-law (RIP, Papa), was born. Decades before my parents were born. Gee, they were born when cars and movies were new!

[Badfellow]

Sponsored by alcohol. And by FUBAR. Let's get straight away to the action.

Would you rather...

Lick a non-psychedelic toad?

or

Smell Gary Busey's socks?

[Nausea]

Lick a non-psychedelic toad.


Would you rather...

Wear a mankini to a stranger's funeral

Or

Eat wet cat food for a day

[ThirstyDrunk]

Lick the toad
Eat the catfood

Would you rather...
Drink an entire bottle of Pappy van Winkle that tasted like diarrhea
or drink an entire bottle of diarrhea that tasted like Pappy Van Winkle?
Chunky, yet tasty.

[scream ale]

Bring on Busey's socks, the mankini and the shit flavored bourbon.

Would you rather...
Piss* lying down or shit* standing up?

[Artful Drunktective]

Eat the toad.
Smell the mankini.
Lick the diarrhea.
Puss lying down, why the hell not?

A common question among those of us who regularly participate in this pastime...

Would you rather have Patrick Swazye or John Travolta have their way with you. And please include your dissertation as to why. This is a very important question.

[RIPT2.0]

Eat the toad.
Smell the mankini.
Lick the diarrhea.
Puss lying down, why the hell not?

A common question among those of us who regularly participate in this pastime...

Would you rather have Patrick Swazye or John Travolta have their way with you. And please include your dissertation as to why. This is a very important question.

No to all of the above and glad to learn that you have survived the lava flow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjGHwGkFIFw

[Badfellow]

Chunky: Eats like a soup?
or
Tastes like Black Velvet?

[calx]

Chunky: Eats like a soup?
or
Tastes like Black Velvet?

I'd rather drink the black velvet!

Would you rather reincarnate here as George Soros or a dung beetle?

[Badfellow]

The dung beetle is more charming, but the frumpy old Hungarian is worth buku bucks. Can I just be a billionaire dung beetle instead?

[oettinger]

be God or Satan?

[Badfellow]

SATAN!!!