WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

[Patchez]

Toad, mankini, shitflavored bourbon, shit standing up, Travolta cause my wife has a crush on him and I could say I banged him first. Black Velvet. Soros. Bacchus (he is my God).


Would you rather be the designated driver for Hunter S. Thompson or be driven by Teddy Kennedy?

[oettinger]

Thompson

[ThirstyDrunk]

Shit standing up, Travolta because he was a Sweat Hog, Black Velvet, a dung beetle who is a dung millionaire, a vengeful god, chauffeur for HST.

Would you rather have a head the size of a softball or a basket ball?

[waahoohah]

Would I rather?

...

YES! LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

[calx]

Shit standing up, Travolta because he was a Sweat Hog, Black Velvet, a dung beetle who is a dung millionaire, a vengeful god, chauffeur for HST.

Would you rather have a head the size of a softball or a basket ball?

Basketball! Then I'd take over the world with my massive intelligence! (I get a bigger brain in the deal right?) :O

[oettinger]

Shit standing up, Travolta because he was a Sweat Hog, Black Velvet, a dung beetle who is a dung millionaire, a vengeful god, chauffeur for HST.

Would you rather have a head the size of a softball or a basket ball?

Basketball! Then I'd take over the world with my massive intelligence! (I get a bigger brain in the deal right?) :O

Translation: my balls are my brain. Walnut head or not.


Would you rather take over Moon or Mars?

[calx]

Shit standing up, Travolta because he was a Sweat Hog, Black Velvet, a dung beetle who is a dung millionaire, a vengeful god, chauffeur for HST.

Would you rather have a head the size of a softball or a basket ball?

Basketball! Then I'd take over the world with my massive intelligence! (I get a bigger brain in the deal right?) :O

Translation: my balls are my brain. Walnut head or not.


Would you rather take over Moon or Mars?

We should have nuked the moon long ago man! It's an evil alien base. Trust me!

[Dear Booze]

Would you rather be stuck on the Bay Bridge and you just had two really strong cups of coffee and three bran muffins or...

https://youtu.be/R9wrB7XIzqk

[Badfellow]

Let me be the first to pull this card too...

Neither.

[Artful Drunktective]

DUH! "Being electrocuted.
And that's it. Being electrocuted. I was electrocuted once, it was horrible".

[mistah willies]

Nose beer or whisky hiccups?

[Badfellow]

You can get rid of whisk(e)y hiccups by drinking more whisk(e)y. But nose beer is forever.

[oettinger]

You have godlike powers,

stop Bono or John Bon Jovi?

[Patchez]

You have godlike powers,

stop Bono or John Bon Jovi?

Since Bon Jovi is just assault on your hearing and good taste , I chose to destroy Bono for the sake of all humanity.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Stop Boettinger