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Re: Ask Savage

Post by Badfellow » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:17 pm

Orange and purple carrots of the world: can't we all just get along?
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Re: Ask Savage

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One time I grew white carrots that tasted like radishes.
Isn't that a daikon?
That's an Asian radish! And it's delicious in soup. Soup with shrimp!
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Re: Ask Savage

Post by calx » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:26 am

I wonder if the gods love soup with shrimp. What do the gods eat? Why do we have to eat? Can't we just get our energy from our suns? There's a lot of energy there!

And I wanna space ship to travel in! With a good stereo system please I don't ask for much.
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Re: Ask Savage

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calx wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:26 am
I wonder if the gods love soup with shrimp. What do the gods eat? Why do we have to eat? Can't we just get our energy from our suns? There's a lot of energy there!

And I wanna space ship to travel in! With a good stereo system please I don't ask for much.
Gods only fart, they need no food for that
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Ask Savage

Post by calx » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:41 pm

oettinger wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:55 am
calx wrote:
Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:26 am
I wonder if the gods love soup with shrimp. What do the gods eat? Why do we have to eat? Can't we just get our energy from our suns? There's a lot of energy there!

And I wanna space ship to travel in! With a good stereo system please I don't ask for much.
Gods only fart, they need no food for that
There's a Bukowski poem in there somewhere! God rest his hammered soul.
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Re: Ask Savage

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Should I stay where I am or keep looking for a new job?
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Re: Ask Savage

Post by mistah willies » Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:51 am

scream ale wrote:
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Should I stay where I am or keep looking for a new job?
Both. Yeah, quit when there's someplace better to go.

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Re: Ask Savage

Post by mistah willies » Sun Mar 25, 2018 5:57 am

Lord Thurstongus wrote:
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One time I grew white carrots that tasted like radishes.
When I was quite young, I thought starship captains measured interstellar distance in parsnips.

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Re: Ask Savage

Post by Savage » Tue Mar 27, 2018 1:35 am

Parsnips are small pieces of parsecs. As in "I am 48,000,000,000 parsnips close to being a genius."
Plus or minus 14-2/3.
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Re: Ask Savage

Post by mistah willies » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:53 pm

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Parsnips are small pieces of parsecs. As in "I am 48,000,000,000 parsnips close to being a genius."
Plus or minus 14-2/3.
Closer to 4.8 liters of Maker's Mark. Give or take a shot or two.

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Re: Ask Savage

Post by Savage » Sat May 05, 2018 6:04 am

It is 179 days until the happiest day of the year, Mistah Willahs. (Unless I messed up my math again.) I'm looking for some more skellies, anyhow. Did you know that they tend to crumble a bit, when stored in outside sheds and garages? That darned 107 degrees heat does them in every time. And this year, I am going to go all out and get one of those real mermaid tails for our little skellie mermaid. I think her ukulele playing suitor will like that.

Er, where am I? I think I need a nap before 0900 brunch.
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Re: Ask Savage

Post by mistah willies » Sat May 12, 2018 7:28 am

Savage wrote:
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...And this year, I am going to go all out and get one of those real mermaid tails for our little skellie mermaid. I think her ukulele playing suitor will like that.
Bestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...

Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?

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Re: Ask Savage

Post by Savage » Sun May 13, 2018 12:24 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 12, 2018 7:28 am
Savage wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 6:04 am
...And this year, I am going to go all out and get one of those real mermaid tails for our little skellie mermaid. I think her ukulele playing suitor will like that.
Bestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...

Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?
We Might Be Robots?

I am trying to think of costume. I keep thinking of my Wonderland on LSD sort of idea. But I don't know how I will herd the psychedelic costumed cats. And I don't know if I am strong enough to carry the rather massive outfit I have in mind. (Including headress, of course.)
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Re: Ask Savage

Post by mistah willies » Sun May 13, 2018 3:30 am

Savage wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 12:24 am
mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 12, 2018 7:28 am
Savage wrote:
Sat May 05, 2018 6:04 am
...And this year, I am going to go all out and get one of those real mermaid tails for our little skellie mermaid. I think her ukulele playing suitor will like that.
Bestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...

Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?
We Might Be Robots?

I am trying to think of costume. I keep thinking of my Wonderland on LSD sort of idea. But I don't know how I will herd the psychedelic costumed cats. And I don't know if I am strong enough to carry the rather massive outfit I have in mind. (Including headress, of course.)
Close, but it's pretty certain that you for one would appreciate the name of the band: "Death Cab for Cutie" because, ya know, it's friggin funny.

Do you think it's ill advised for me to have out candies in a greasy bathrobe? I won't live in this rental much longer anyway...

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Re: Ask Savage

Post by Savage » Sun May 13, 2018 3:55 am

mistah willies wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 3:30 am
Savage wrote:
Sun May 13, 2018 12:24 am
mistah willies wrote:
Sat May 12, 2018 7:28 am


Bestest, creepiest time of the year, when the thin veil between the living and the dead is at its most sheer...

Would you also make a Pirate rival suitor skellie?
We Might Be Robots?

I am trying to think of costume. I keep thinking of my Wonderland on LSD sort of idea. But I don't know how I will herd the psychedelic costumed cats. And I don't know if I am strong enough to carry the rather massive outfit I have in mind. (Including headress, of course.)
Close, but it's pretty certain that you for one would appreciate the name of the band: "Death Cab for Cutie" because, ya know, it's friggin funny.

Do you think it's ill advised for me to have out candies in a greasy bathrobe? I won't live in this rental much longer anyway...
I really think that you should hand out the candies while wearing a Mighty Mouse costume.
"Here I come to save the day! Mighty Mouse is on his way. Hear I come to save the day, and if you eat that candy your teeth will go away!
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