I'll tell you a true story about when I met Bono...
It was about 1985. I was in college and was a delegate to the National Association for Campus Activities (NACA). My school sent me to Chicago for a convention which was set up for all of us college activities programmers to review, and potentially hire, speakers, comedians, bands, lecturers, magicians, and musicians to perform on our campuses. The big draws that year were Larry Bud Melan, a regular on Late Night David Letterman; Meatloaf, fresh from throat surgery; and U2, a relatively unknown Irish band trying to make it big in the US. They had a couple of minor hits the year before, but were still trying to gain traction in the U.S.
Well, U2 did not score a showcase performance on the main stage due to the Copernicus Magical Extraviganza Experience taking all the attention from the college delegates.
Flash forward three hours to the onifficial party at "Big" the Hyatt Regency's famed "longest bar in the world". Bono showed up in a motorcycle jacket, jeans, and Beatles boots. Of course I knew who he was, so I bought him a drink. Shit, he had bad breath!
He accepted the drink ( I think it was a pina colada), and then turned his back on me and began to dry hump a female co ed. To make matters worse, he contined to put drinks on my tab for the rest of the night. And then, just before the bar closed ar 4:00 AM, He asked to borrow money. So I loaned him $50. I still want it back.
Fuck Bono. I hate that guy.
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Yeah, sooooper ambivalent there, DB. Wouldn't want to see you during Hate Week.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed May 09, 2018 10:50 pmI'll tell you a true story about when I met Bono...
It was about 1985. Yadda-yadda-yadda, Bono started dry humping Larry Bud Melman. He owes me a fifty buck bill.
Fuck Bono. I hate that guy.
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I would say Brandt from The Big Lebowski over Donnie.
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Sioux City Sasparilla.
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Fucking a stranger in the ass.
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You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens:
https://youtu.be/DZV_vpkVTNA
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Actually I think I would say Maude over Brandt. She is always kinda meh.
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This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 11:40 pmYou see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens:
https://youtu.be/DZV_vpkVTNA
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Cable versions of great movies are just absurd.Patchez wrote: ↑Tue May 15, 2018 3:12 pmThis is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 11:40 pmYou see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens:
https://youtu.be/DZV_vpkVTNA
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"Forget you. you freeking cock-a-roach!"scream ale wrote: ↑Tue May 15, 2018 6:15 pmCable versions of great movies are just absurd.Patchez wrote: ↑Tue May 15, 2018 3:12 pmThis is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun May 13, 2018 11:40 pm
You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? This is what happens:
https://youtu.be/DZV_vpkVTNA
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