TRUE CONFESSIONS

[oettinger]

I use the sink as a pissoir

[Dear Booze]

Hockey, eh?

Cool. It's good to see Old Smart Skunk and his brothers in their prime.

[Badfellow]

I will crush your head like a nut, eh.

[Artful Drunktective]

I didn't go to church this weekend and feel really bad about it.

No really. I was at this Walmart the other day and while I was there thought "Huh. I should grab some vodka while I am here". So I went to the liquor section and it was all locked up behind glass doors. Wtf?

So this employee in the liquor department was nearby and asked what I wanted and I promptly replied "Bottom shelf vodka" and believe me, it was even more so the rubbing alcohol choices of bottom shelf vodka that I normally drink. I walked out with two plastic bottles of Fleischmann's which is what I am assuming is Jewish vodka.

WHY would this be protected behind glass doors? And what is stopping me from stealing it the minute I walk away with them without the protection of the glass doors and nearby liquor security guard? None of it made sense.

[Bur]

Mmm.. Rubbing alcohol.

[scream ale]

They sell liquor in walmart now?
I confess I have not been in a Wal-Mart in many years.

[Artful Drunktective]

They sell liquor in walmart now?
I confess I have not been in a Wal-Mart in many years.

Evidently yes and even the bottom shelf its locked up like a chastity belt.

[Badfellow]

The reason WalTard keeps the liquor locked up is so they can save EVEN MORE MONEY on insurance premiums and pass those savings on to you, the Fleishmann's swilling consumer.

[Badfellow]

True confession: I steal glassware from one of the local bars. Not because I need it, but because the owner is an asshole and keeps raising drink prices. We'll see who wins this war.

[Artful Drunktective]

^^^Can you schteal me a schtein?

[scream ale]

Shteeling shteins ish shwell shit.

[oettinger]

I once tried to get drunk on free wine samples at the store

[scream ale]

I once tried to get drunk on free wine samples at the store

Success?

[Nausea]

True confession: I steal glassware from one of the local bars. Not because I need it, but because the owner is an asshole and keeps raising drink prices. We'll see who wins this war.

I've been overcharged (more than once) at the bar that I liked to go to. It was a shame, and I stopped going, but I never considered trying to take revenge by thefting glassware. This is an interesting idea.

[scream ale]

True confession: I steal glassware from one of the local bars. Not because I need it, but because the owner is an asshole and keeps raising drink prices. We'll see who wins this war.

I've been overcharged (more than once) at the bar that I liked to go to. It was a shame, and I stopped going, but I never considered trying to take revenge by thefting glassware. This is an interesting idea.

Revenge is a dish best served with your favorite booze.
Or so I'm told.