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Award-Winning Aldi Whisky...??!?

Post by peetie44 » Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:36 am

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Post by oettinger » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:19 am

That`s funny, cause my Aldi refuses to sell anything above 5 bucks per bottle. Vodka, gin, whisky, all 5 bucks
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Post by gede » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:31 am

Aldi lager was fairly decent. 'Rivet', 25x cans for $25. Real hit in Aus where a slab of average domestic beer can't be found for less than $40. Not a stretch to imagine their spirits being alright too.

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Post by scream ale » Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:51 am

Wow... Just wow..
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Post by Rev. Dead Corpse » Sun Jun 17, 2018 4:25 pm

I...

...Um...

Well. Ok then.

Now, how can I get the Aldi near me to sell me this find beverage?
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Post by scream ale » Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:23 pm

Liquor? In an Aldi? Fucking what?
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Re: Award-Winning Aldi Whisky...??!?

Post by peetie44 » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:38 pm

scream ale wrote:
Thu Jun 21, 2018 7:23 pm
Liquor? In an Aldi? Fucking what?
If Aldi supermarkets are in your state, it would depend on your state’s liquor laws regarding the sale of liquor in supermarkets.

For instance, at an Aldi market in CA, liquor sales would be legal; at an Aldi in TX, liquor sales would not be legal.
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Post by gede » Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:21 am

Aldi are well versed in liquor restrictions from what I can tell. I would never have imagined liquor would be available in an Australian supermarket given insane regulation but Aldi managed to get around. Only restrictions seem to be that it is walled off from other products/juvenile eyes, unrefrigerated, and can only be purchased from a designated counter a la cigarettes.

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Post by waahoohah » Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:06 am

FUCK FUCK FUCK my house! Good neighborhood, crappy state.
(shrugs)
(goes to Aldi, buys another pound bag of sunflower kernels)
Oh, that? Yeah, I did that, it's my fault. I'm sorry.

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Re: Award-Winning Aldi Whisky...??!?

Post by mistah willies » Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:14 am

waahoohah wrote:
Sat Jun 30, 2018 1:06 am
FUCK FUCK FUCK my house! Good neighborhood, crappy state.
(shrugs)
(goes to Aldi, buys another pound bag of sunflower kernels)
I'm beginning to suspect that this "Aldi" store is akin to a CVS pharmacy store, or RiteAid type of thing up in Maine.
They sell booze even on Sundays (ye olde blue laws done got run out of town by sundown a decade ago)
but I have never sampled their plastic bottle booze.
Maybe I should.
You can tell by the shape and color of those 2 liters if it once held Pepsi, Coke, or Mountain Dude.
If they were to win an award for whisky, then it would be from a heist or else they used both wood chips with compression.
All this thinking drives a man to drink, and I prefer a nice stroll towards blackout.

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