Fuck both of 'em, kill both of 'em, marry neither but get half of Oprah's money due to an alleged groping incident.
HA! Yes indeed *clink*
Yup. Needed a good laugh, my friend.
Here's mine:
Uphill battle, or downward spiral?
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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett ^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze
Downward spiral into a flaming chicken fried steak mattress with gravy blanket and a glue sniffing retard wearing a ball gag who is standing by with a handful of fish hooks and a mountain lion.
Pasta Salad or Potato Salad? And please explain why.
Meh... potato salad reminds me of smelly old relatives, family reunions and a severe case of food poisoning that left me projectiling out both ends for twelve hours straight. That's potato salad.
But a good, non-mayo based pasta salad, that's a different story. Bell peppers, pickled jalapeños, pepperoni; this is the holy trinity of 3 pepper pasta salad, something worthy of worship. Oh, and rotini kicks ass on plain old shells, truth. Put some time into building up the dressing too. Fresh garlic is your friend here.
The potato salad would have to be sour cream based with bacon and dill. Those would be the variables to sway my vote.
Geeze Thirsty, can there be another option? Like manure or blood?
I guess I would choose being covered in hair although not the most easiest to maintain. Our Neanderthal relatives certainly didn't seem to mind. Nor do people of today with dreadlocks.