little known facts about Oettinger
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
His father was stalked by a heavy breathing Nina (99 Red Balloons) lookalike. Possibly homeless.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He wants to join the band U2, fire everyone and change the name to FU2. He's really good at the heavy metal tambourine too.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
I thought it smelled like "Nein Lives"?
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
I leave the confirmation of such facts to your talents.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Although it can't be confirmed, a secret source reports that he actually smells like beans and wine.Nausea wrote: ↑Mon May 07, 2018 3:03 pmI leave the confirmation of such facts to your talents.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Back in the 70's he starred in a porno movie called "Fleshminster Flabby" with a bunch of overweight British chicks.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He wears clothes pins on his nipples. Wooden.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He finds soccer to be an exciting, fast paced spectator sport.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Hope it's alright. I told your mom that you're gay. Like, gay in a happy way. But I don't think that's how she took it.
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Couldn't tell. Possibly both at the same time. Is it normal for a person to pull their hair out?
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
He failed the special needs art and drawing class. Retard Sketching 101.
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Re: little known facts about Oettinger
Is that retards drawing or drawing retards?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:27 pmHe failed the special needs art and drawing class. Retard Sketching 101.
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