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The ways of Artful living
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Re: The ways of Artful living
She should really have a spotter when she uses her Xmas lights for that auto erotic asphyximafacation stuff.
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Re: The ways of Artful living
Her drink canteen is actually a mystical object with a bottomless supply of booze.
She committed unnameable atrocities to attain it, driven by her murderous lust for booze.
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Her and Oettinger have developed an interesting erotic pottery class the plan to unveil at the Vegas Meetup.
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Re: The ways of Artful living
That would actually be pretty hot. Well, I mean, if the Oett wasn't there in that class. Geist?
Wait, I gotta be cool towards them womenfolk. Don't need any more drunken accusations.
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Hey how do you know this?! What are you, my parole officer?
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Re: The ways of Artful living
Yes the Erotic Pottery and Sculpture class with Oettinger and Associates will be held in convention room B so at the Wyndham Grand Desert- be there or be square. As Patchy implied, it's totally Swayze style . There will be ginormous penis shaped clay manipulation tactics. Old$mart$kunk will be the muse. Light refreshments of saltine crackers and Gun's n Roses music will be provided. You do not want to miss out!
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She is on a mission to cockblock human-to-robot phuckings in order to keep the true, superior race "pure." Damn Nazi.
I just want me a robot baby. *Cries into a periwinkle blue pillow*
I just want me a robot baby. *Cries into a periwinkle blue pillow*
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Indeed I did and thank you, I was flattered that you asked me to sign your hardbound copy. I hope you find many recipes to your liking!
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Re: The ways of Artful living
Problem is, I don't read Mandarin.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:33 pmIndeed I did and thank you, I was flattered that you asked me to sign your hardbound copy. I hope you find many recipes to your liking!
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