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Re: The ways of Artful living

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Sat Feb 17, 2018 6:40 pm
She has 4 dozen empties of coconut rum cluttered under her bed. But they're not hers. Really. They're not.
She plays the coconuts in a local Gene Pitney tribute band. They sound like a horse clomping along.

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She should really have a spotter when she uses her Xmas lights for that auto erotic asphyximafacation stuff.
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She's a total dweeb.
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Her drink canteen is actually a mystical object with a bottomless supply of booze.

She committed unnameable atrocities to attain it, driven by her murderous lust for booze.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Her and Oettinger have developed an interesting erotic pottery class the plan to unveil at the Vegas Meetup.
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Re: The ways of Artful living

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Patchez wrote:
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Her and Oettinger have developed an interesting erotic pottery class the plan to unveil at the Vegas Meetup.
That would actually be pretty hot. Well, I mean, if the Oett wasn't there in that class. Geist?

Wait, I gotta be cool towards them womenfolk. Don't need any more drunken accusations.

*hiccup*

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Nausea wrote:
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Her drink canteen is actually a mystical object with a bottomless supply of booze.

She committed unnameable atrocities to attain it, driven by her murderous lust for booze.
Hey how do you know this?! What are you, my parole officer?
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Patchez wrote:
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Her and Oettinger have developed an interesting erotic pottery class the plan to unveil at the Vegas Meetup.
Yes the Erotic Pottery and Sculpture class with Oettinger and Associates will be held in convention room B so at the Wyndham Grand Desert- be there or be square. As Patchy implied, it's totally Swayze style . There will be ginormous penis shaped clay manipulation tactics. Old$mart$kunk will be the muse. Light refreshments of saltine crackers and Gun's n Roses music will be provided. You do not want to miss out!

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I`ll be there!
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She is on a mission to cockblock human-to-robot phuckings in order to keep the true, superior race "pure." Damn Nazi.

I just want me a robot baby. *Cries into a periwinkle blue pillow*
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She wrote a cookbook called "Dining on Dick."
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Dear Booze wrote:
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She wrote a cookbook called "Dining on Dick."
Indeed I did and thank you, I was flattered that you asked me to sign your hardbound copy. I hope you find many recipes to your liking!
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:33 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Jul 13, 2018 5:10 pm
She wrote a cookbook called "Dining on Dick."
Indeed I did and thank you, I was flattered that you asked me to sign your hardbound copy. I hope you find many recipes to your liking!
Problem is, I don't read Mandarin.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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