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Re: The ways of Artful living

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Dear Booze wrote:
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Dear Booze wrote:
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She wrote a cookbook called "Dining on Dick."
Indeed I did and thank you, I was flattered that you asked me to sign your hardbound copy. I hope you find many recipes to your liking!
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She gets a metaphysical stiffy just thinking about the Magnum P.I. reboot.
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I get all types of stiffies. Don't just limit them to the metaphysical.
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Nausea wrote:
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She is on a mission to cockblock human-to-robot phuckings in order to keep the true, superior race "pure." Damn Nazi.

I just want me a robot baby. *Cries into a periwinkle blue pillow*
Your pillow is periwinkle? I figured you would at least have "Hanna Montana" or something more exciting. Maybe that's why you can't score with any bots. Don't don't get "Transformers" bedsheets though. It's just a little too on the nose.
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Impregnated bots, running around with impunity, all because Mr. Bosnian Circus Midget Taint Zone didn't wear his virtual rain coat. For shazzle, I say.
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Sorry, Fartful Defective. I know this is your depreciation thread... but everybody knows that Nausea wears Skelator Under-Roo's while worshiping the heathen gods of Castle Greyskull. He has the power!!!
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^ ^ ^
And the stained She-Ra sheets to prove it. Now whether they are tear stained or...???
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And he has battlecat
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And he has battlecat
Named Cringer.
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I'm posting this just to see if I can post one more post before being forced to log in again.....

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The real Artful Detective. Detective Murdoch. This thread should be dedicated to him.

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Artful Drunktective wrote:
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The real Artful Detective. Detective Murdoch. This thread should be dedicated to him.

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A Clive Owen - Banderas mix, would you rather...
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She's the only one to have made it out alive of the Piranha's infamous Banana Hammock Vortex.
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Nausea wrote:
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She's the only one to have made it out alive of the Piranha's infamous Banana Hammock Vortex.
Yeah! and no thanks to Dear Booze'z lackluster 'naner hammock performance. At least we had good pizza that day! :D
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