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Hotter than a witches tit here.
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Sammy.
Look.
You gotta watch the sugar or you'll be pissing it out some day.
Why not go for the crackly dried out nips of a salty old sea hag?
Them's straight up like likker.
*hiccup*
Liquor I meant
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Our star Acuweather meteorologist, Lauren Wallace did not disappoint those who bet on her ability to correctly predict the future of temperatures. We celebrated our 18th day of triple digit heat today and are expecting another tomorrow..
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Rain = Awesome always. Enjoy it for me fellow drunks!
Salty sea Hag Tits? = uh...I'll pass. Thanks Willies for putting that saggy image in my mind as I did for you Oett's Borat banana hammock.
Plus I thought the phrase was COLDER than a witches tit, Sammy. Sheesh. I think you meant:
Rain = Awesome always. Enjoy it for me fellow drunks!
Salty sea Hag Tits? = uh...I'll pass. Thanks Willies for putting that saggy image in my mind as I did for you Oett's Borat banana hammock.
Plus I thought the phrase was COLDER than a witches tit, Sammy. Sheesh. I think you meant:
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I'm all about that! What if Saturn was our original sun! That's makes a lot of sense since so many people worshiped Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, and Venus back in the day. The gods warring in the sky. What a time to be alive if that's true. And all those paintings around the world depicting the same battles. Holy shit. We've been lied to since our birth.Lush City wrote: ↑Sun Jul 22, 2018 9:22 pmYes, there is a website devoted to that. Just search for 'electric universe'. You are on to something!
I started with this and read books about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7EAlTcZFwY
Makes sense to me! Symbols of Saturn are everywhere in communications and transportation.
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Now, in additiin to the scorching fucking heat, we are dealing with a giant 37,000 acre fire burning out of control just 90 miles north of us. The Ferguson Fire is less than 25% contained and is creeping closer and closer to Yosemite National Park. It was announced today that Yosemite Valley is closed due to the thick smoke from the fire.
The Sky above the San Joaquin Valley is also covered with smoke and there is a air quality warning telling us to try not to breathe.
Can you imagine all those German and Japanese tourists who have been planning a trip to Yosemite for years, only to be turned away at the gate? I guess we'll see them in Las Vegas.
The Sky above the San Joaquin Valley is also covered with smoke and there is a air quality warning telling us to try not to breathe.
Can you imagine all those German and Japanese tourists who have been planning a trip to Yosemite for years, only to be turned away at the gate? I guess we'll see them in Las Vegas.
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Welcome to ze fire klub. They finally cleared it out of my area, and the smoke has dissipated.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Try not to breathe? DB's all breaking out the Darth Vader gas mask.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Jul 25, 2018 7:42 am
The Sky above the San Joaquin Valley is also covered with smoke and there is a air quality warning telling us to try not to breathe.
Okole maluna!
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Been on a "camping" vacay with the tent and it hasn't stopped raining since day 1 last Sat. Bright side is I found out that hotels tend to frown on lighting fires in the parking lot for making mountain pies. What else. Oh yeah Finger Lakes region of NY state has enough breweries, distilleries and wineries that you could take a week and aDD and still not ge to them all.
In Concord NH and this fucing rain is still following me.
In Concord NH and this fucing rain is still following me.
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Up to 93 F for two weeks, unusual for my region. Good prep for Vegas
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we are entering our 21st day of temperatures over 100 degrees. This is a record for us. We shal celebrate with drinks!
Additionally, I will be saving on cigarettes as the Ferguson Fire continues to burn. The smoke is filling the giant bowl that is the San Joaquin Valley.
This is a truly exciting.
Additionally, I will be saving on cigarettes as the Ferguson Fire continues to burn. The smoke is filling the giant bowl that is the San Joaquin Valley.
This is a truly exciting.
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^^
If you wanna save on cigarettes I suggest vaping even though all the neckbeard soyboys are doing it. Saves me about 200 a month. I smoked for 20 years and I'll never look back. No stink and less (((FRNs))) every month! :D
If you wanna save on cigarettes I suggest vaping even though all the neckbeard soyboys are doing it. Saves me about 200 a month. I smoked for 20 years and I'll never look back. No stink and less (((FRNs))) every month! :D
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The beach here just North of LAX has been smothered with a cloud of fog for over a week. Thank God the temperature slacked and a sea breeze developed so now it's inhabitable. My A/C crapped out and have to wait until Wed. for a tech to come and fix. The temp has eased but the clouds and fog remain. It's like Florida in SoCal. It doesn't have to be hot for the humidity to kick your ass. The problem is going to sleep without refrigerated air.
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Try a swamp cooler there pal.
Back in ze day, in Fuckno, I went into my buddy Bryan's house across from Roosevelt High. Hanging onto the outside of the dining room window was where all this cold sir blasted in.
It's was a big metal box and I looked in there. It was freaky. There was this huge barrel spinning on it's side. It had long fins sliced down the sides.
I wanted to pet it.
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