Best tips to get and keep the medicine down
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Re: Best tips to get and keep the medicine down
All good, Captain Nausea. My fellow Drunkard senators call me Oblivius Maximus. Yes, it takes a swaying eye to see through the maelstrom.
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Re: Best tips to get and keep the medicine down
Ever tried that with a 3.3 bac? If you`re lucky you manage to not spill your drink, set yourself afire and drop it all in your drink. But drunk like that, by then your tastebuds went on everything`s styrophoam mode anyway
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Re: Best tips to get and keep the medicine down
can yous use a lighter too cramellize the sugar OR do you need those kitchen applicance blowtorches? like cremeé vrulee?
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Re: Best tips to get and keep the medicine down
A kitchen blowtorch type thing would be ideal. Then you could control the caramelization so it doesn't turn into a charred, butt flavored mess. Yep, basically like creme brulee.
This technique would open up a whole new frontier of cocktail recipes.
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Re: Best tips to get and keep the medicine down
ordered one online, we''ll see how it worksk
love me a creme brulee or an obscrure way of carammelizing shit
love me a creme brulee or an obscrure way of carammelizing shit
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Re: Best tips to get and keep the medicine down
This is probably important: if you're using a blowtorch to caramelize sugar (or whatever) then you don't need to add alcohol. Well, you could, but it might blown up in your face. Please use caution when playing drunk with fire.
Furthermore, I accept no responsibility for crispy eyebrows or any other injury that might occur from neglegent use of flammable substances, including but not limited to ethyl alcohol, methyl alcohol, hair spray, white phosphorus, black market Russian sex grease, gasoline, etcetera and so forth.
Furthermore, I accept no responsibility for crispy eyebrows or any other injury that might occur from neglegent use of flammable substances, including but not limited to ethyl alcohol, methyl alcohol, hair spray, white phosphorus, black market Russian sex grease, gasoline, etcetera and so forth.
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Re: Best tips to get and keep the medicine down
Yes, but this is all still legally Gulp-able.
Now for a good chug.
Now for a good chug.
Re: Best tips to get and keep the medicine down
I like to think of myself as a seasoned rotgut (think of the plastic bottles that are some high % of "neutral grain spirits") drinker. As such, I humbly offer a few more tips for any would-be rotgut-drinker.
First, smell the liquor thoroughly. How nauseating the nose is is a strong determiner of whether or not you'll yak upon swallowing. Smells just fine? Good: you're ready to proceed to the next step.
Now, take a small swill of the liquor and hold it in your mouth. If you salivate your tongue a little bit before doing so, I find that it holds better. Once everything has reached a peaceful equilibrium, swallow thoroughly and do a fist bump to Bacchus as the liquor goes down the nozzle. Do not swallow if something is amiss. Any small indicator of possible yakking should be taken seriously, for it portends the yakking itself. Once you're rid of this sensation, you are ready to proceed.
Repeat step 2 until the liquor becomes as easy to down as anything else. Transcendence! You're now on your way to high-and-cheap drunkardom. Godspeed to ye, fellow traveler.
First, smell the liquor thoroughly. How nauseating the nose is is a strong determiner of whether or not you'll yak upon swallowing. Smells just fine? Good: you're ready to proceed to the next step.
Now, take a small swill of the liquor and hold it in your mouth. If you salivate your tongue a little bit before doing so, I find that it holds better. Once everything has reached a peaceful equilibrium, swallow thoroughly and do a fist bump to Bacchus as the liquor goes down the nozzle. Do not swallow if something is amiss. Any small indicator of possible yakking should be taken seriously, for it portends the yakking itself. Once you're rid of this sensation, you are ready to proceed.
Repeat step 2 until the liquor becomes as easy to down as anything else. Transcendence! You're now on your way to high-and-cheap drunkardom. Godspeed to ye, fellow traveler.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Best tips to get and keep the medicine down
This is an excellent way to choose liquor. But I just discovered, the hard way, that the manager ar BevMo frowns upon this method.
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