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Good lord, where to start?

Oldsmartskunk and me don`t really match.

We are way to hard-core for each other.

My place is so wrecked.

We`d support each other`s drinking habit like little children.

We are the worst match ever
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And he doesn't like cheese. WTF.
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oettinger wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:40 pm
We are way to hard-core for each other.
This needs some elaboration.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Hardcore? Like hardcore or like
hardcore?

That's the second song I was thinking of in the first place.

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Nausea wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:38 pm
oettinger wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:40 pm
We are way to hard-core for each other.
This needs some elaboration.
Ah, 'tis a simple misunderstanding. I believe the old chap meant "too", rather than "to". A common mistake in this godforsaken tongue!

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Rusty_Shackleford wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:32 pm
Nausea wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:38 pm
oettinger wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:40 pm
We are way to hard-core for each other.
This needs some elaboration.
Ah, 'tis a simple misunderstanding. I believe the old chap meant "too", rather than "to". A common mistake in this godforsaken tongue!
Agreed. Also, imagine if Poe had written "I saw a bird last night" and nothing more?

We demand types, amounts and collateral damages!

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I think we would die withing two weeks if were to stay together. And yet this was nicest experience i have had in years. Just two guys drinking and passing out at random times. Yup, oettingers place is a man cave with a likely result of "leaving Las Vegas",only without any hookers or love stories.
I shall post some pictures that are somewhat passable for public viewing.
Oh and Germany is filled with muslims and old people. Old people driving big cars. That was scary.

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Rusty_Shackleford wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 8:32 pm
Nausea wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 4:38 pm
oettinger wrote:
Wed Sep 05, 2018 1:40 pm
We are way to hard-core for each other.
This needs some elaboration.
Ah, 'tis a simple misunderstanding. I believe the old chap meant "too", rather than "to". A common mistake in this godforsaken tongue!
I wasn't grilling him about his English, but rather want to understand what being too hardcore for each other meant. Were Brutal Hammers involved? Etc.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Deadly amounts of cheap vodka. Low shelf beer and hey even some good beer
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oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:58 am
Deadly amounts of cheap vodka. Low shelf beer and hey even some good beer
That's much better. Thank you.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:43 am
...Yup, oettingers place is a man cave with a likely result of "leaving Las Vegas",only without any hookers or love stories.
Poignantly hilarious

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There may have been some drunken sword playing. And Lithuanian man panties of assorted colors. Maybe even some animal prints. And chicharonnes. Chicharonnes were definitely involved.
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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Thu Sep 06, 2018 5:43 am
Yup, oettingers place is a man cave with a likely result of "leaving Las Vegas",only without any hookers or love stories.
HAY! I was there! Oh wait....
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:03 pm
T... chicharonnes...
The crumbs are like broken glass in the bed.

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Re: The Drunk Lithuanian

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Broken sofa, drunk German guy doing a helicopter dick... How can one even put these events to words? One drink leads to another and we got ourselves a housewarming party at oettinger's place!

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