Love the part when he's shopping for booze enthusiastically -- I get all giddy myself purchasing booze.
Now, my only qualm with this video is the unrealistic depiction of heavy liquor drinking. Nobody chugs hard liquor like they do in this clip without vomiting all over the place or immediately passing out. It makes for good entertainment I guess.
Love the part when he's shopping for booze enthusiastically -- I get all giddy myself purchasing booze.
Now, my only qualm with this video is the unrealistic depiction of heavy liquor drinking. Nobody chugs hard liquor like they do in this clip without vomiting all over the place or immediately passing out. It makes for good entertainment I guess.
I`ve seen bums do it. But hey, they are like gods to us
Not being drunk is an illness that can easily be cured
If it bleeds we can drink it - Schwarzenegger, Predator
read through all 18 pages of this thread...it's fuckin great.
I love solo drinking, none of my friends or my Mrs understand it.. Don't get me wrong I love hitting up bars as much as the next drunk, even then though I love going alone to a bar I've never been before and chatting to the locals who I've never met. I turned 30 this year and my girlfriend threw a big old party for me..it was great don't get me wrong but afterwards everyone went out to a late night bar and I snook off home to drink alone. I just couldn't be fucked queueing and paying top dollar for shitty beer when I had great beer in my fridge at home...also nice to be able to blast your own music, smoke inside, know your never gonna get cut off or told it's last call. In fact whenever I do go to a bar I've noticed I always facilitate some solo drinking either before or after. Part of it is knowing I'm in charge, hell if I wanna listen to a toby keith song 4 times straight no one on fucking earth can tell me I can't when it's in my own home....If I wanna piss on my lawn while drinking wine out of a pint glass then I can fucking do it and I'll still be let back in the next day.
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with a non-hungover person at the controls)." - Kinglsey Amis
^^^Agreed 100%. A friend of mine invited me over for lasagna the other day and I reluctantly went. I mean, this is interfering with my drunkard alone time.So I drank a bunch before I went over there and then filled up my travel coffee mug with vodka for well...my travels. Everyone laughed but kinda acted like I was a complete asshole or something. Gee...I wonder why I'd rather stay home and drink instead of having to dabble in social retardations.
Same here, friends like to drink just some starters and then go to shitty overpriced bars/nightclubs with DJs that apparently learned their craft at auschwitz
Not being drunk is an illness that can easily be cured
If it bleeds we can drink it - Schwarzenegger, Predator
... no one on fucking earth can tell me I can't when it's in my own home....If I wanna piss on my lawn while drinking wine out of a pint glass then I can fucking do it and I'll still be let back in the next day.
I agree 100%! Some people on this board have given me a rash of shit for pissing on my own fence. It's my fence. I paid for it and built it. If I want to get drunk and piss on it, I believe it's my god damned given right!
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.
... no one on fucking earth can tell me I can't when it's in my own home....If I wanna piss on my lawn while drinking wine out of a pint glass then I can fucking do it and I'll still be let back in the next day.
I agree 100%! Some people on this board have given me a rash of shit for pissing on my own fence. It's my fence. I paid for it and built it. If I want to get drunk and piss on it, I believe it's my god damned given right!
Getting ready for a night of solo drinking right now! I feared I was making a nuisance of myself by overposting.
There's a book called Party of One by Anneli Rufus about being a loner. It is my bible now, and I recommend it to any loners out there.
Don't try to fit in where you don't belong! I tried to return to a favorite old dive bar of mine, but the new regulars just don't like me. I had noticed they seemed annoyed with me some time ago, but I kept going back anyway. then they got downright hostile. Maybe it's a good thing - I'll never pay the cab fare for it again!
Franzia, a laptop for writing crappy poetry, and a cheap apartment to drink and write in. That's all a loner needs.
Getting ready for a night of solo drinking right now! I feared I was making a nuisance of myself by overposting.
There's a book called Party of One by Anneli Rufus about being a loner. It is my bible now, and I recommend it to any loners out there.
Don't try to fit in where you don't belong! I tried to return to a favorite old dive bar of mine, but the new regulars just don't like me. I had noticed they seemed annoyed with me some time ago, but I kept going back anyway. then they got downright hostile. Maybe it's a good thing - I'll never pay the cab fare for it again!
Franzia, a laptop for writing crappy poetry, and a cheap apartment to drink and write in. That's all a loner needs.
Good to see you Hugh!
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.
Getting ready for a night of solo drinking right now! I feared I was making a nuisance of myself by overposting.
There's a book called Party of One by Anneli Rufus about being a loner. It is my bible now, and I recommend it to any loners out there.
Don't try to fit in where you don't belong! I tried to return to a favorite old dive bar of mine, but the new regulars just don't like me. I had noticed they seemed annoyed with me some time ago, but I kept going back anyway. then they got downright hostile. Maybe it's a good thing - I'll never pay the cab fare for it again!
Franzia, a laptop for writing crappy poetry, and a cheap apartment to drink and write in. That's all a loner needs.
Screw those ignorant assholes Hugh. You're always welcome here. Our Home for Wayward Drunks.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
