Oh sh*t. I didn't need to know this. 3.8 grams of carbs per 5 oz glass of red wine. I like red wine the way Brent Kavanaugh likes beer. So this is not welcome news on my keto diet, where you keep carb intake to a minimum. I usually enjoy a couple of bottles of cheap cab each evening. So that's like 38 grams of carbs. Not good.
Vodka martini? 0 carbs in an ounce of vodka, like 1 gram carbs in two ounces of dry vermouth.
Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
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Re: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
Make that three ounces of vodka to one part dry vermouth...
Re: Red wine has HOW many carbs per glass..??!
I don`t know why but to me clean spirits look like they don`t contain any carbs.
Are carbs visible?
Are carbs visible?
Drink!
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To the point where you want to whip your you-know-what out?
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Carb counting is for ninnies.
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that's some handy info there Rusty.
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Red, meet Mr. Vodka Martini. Mr. Vodka Martini, meet Red. You two get acquainted.
15mL of olive juice and it's a Dirty Vodka Martini.
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15mL of olive juice and it's a Dirty Vodka Martini.
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