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scream ale wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:49 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
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scream ale wrote:
Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:45 pm


Mmm baked retard with cheese. Yummy.
Where do I find this? Pizza Hut?
It is actually on sale at Pizza Slut. Er Hut. 5 for $5 I believe. Must mention coupon when ordering.
No need to mention coupons. I have a VIP pass to Pizza Slut. It's like a backstage pass to a Mötley Crüe concert.
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Smooth morning liquor.

With Kentucky Deluxe, it's always a bit rough getting started in the morning -- body wants to reject it. You have to take it slow, adjust, and then amp it up all in good time.

With this Sailor Jerry, a much smoother liquor, I can get started away no problem.

The woes of an economical drunk.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 9:52 am
Smooth morning liquor.

With Kentucky Deluxe, it's always a bit rough getting started in the morning -- body wants to reject it. You have to take it slow, adjust, and then amp it up all in good time.

With this Sailor Jerry, a much smoother liquor, I can get started away no problem.

The woes of an economical drunk.
And you love that????

Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read
It was liquid hence we had to drink it
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Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:02 pm
Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read
Just don't change any of your passwords.
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Nausea wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:10 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:02 pm
Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read
Just don't change any of your passwords.
Adolf69KKK is super easy to remember, you should try it too

And use it on your skype next time! We are waiting for you
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My stunning drunken performance on a fake ukulele yesterday.
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:14 pm
Nausea wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:10 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 24, 2018 6:02 pm
Edit never mind, I`m too drunk to read
Just don't change any of your passwords.
Adolf69KKK is super easy to remember...
Part of me wants to use that for a band name.
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Throwing Oettinger's swim trunks across Badfellow's house when they were filled with sand and it scattered everywhere.
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Yeah that was hilarious.
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Yeah, yeah. Shaking the sand out of your drunken vag all over the house. Good times.
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Yeah, yeah. Shaking the sand out of your vag all over the shop. Good times.
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Booze and Maiden. A fucking winning combo every time .
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The TV gameshow "Cash Cab"
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^ ^ ^Love me some Benjamin Bailey all day,
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:31 pm
The TV gameshow "Cash Cab"
I used to watch this a bunch. The trivia isn't at expert Jeopardy level, which is nice. I'm impressed that he can navigate New York City traffic while running the show.
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