Shit we hate:

[Artful Drunktective]

^ ^ ^
WTF. Exactly! Gee, it's hard to imagine how that was ever considered a good idea.

[oettinger]

Yeah and does cleveland have an international airport?

[scream ale]

Shopping bullshit. IDGAF about your damn discount.

I don't give a fuck about it either. I save even more money by not participating.

[Badfellow]

Yeah and does cleveland have an international airport?

Yes, it's called Steamer Field. And they're dropping some hot deals on airfare right now.

[mistah willies]

Yeah and does cleveland have an international airport?

Yes, it's called Steamer Field. And they're dropping some hot deals on airfare right now.

Ah, yes, a very large multi-pupose field, all human made.

They land planes between quarters and during timeouts. You know, the Cleveland Steamers might not be the greatest team, but they have a lot of heat in the end zone. Stay away from the chilli.

[Nausea]

People who slam on the brakes in icy conditions.

Even if I manage to avoid you, there's a good chance the person behind me won't avoid ME.

Stupid bitch didn't even have a reason to brake.

[oettinger]

Yeah and does cleveland have an international airport?

Yes, it's called Steamer Field. And they're dropping some hot deals on airfare right now.

Ah, yes, a very large multi-pupose field, all human made.

They land planes between quarters and during timeouts. You know, the Cleveland Steamers might not be the greatest team, but they have a lot of heat in the end zone. Stay away from the chilli.

Careful BF you just got quoted for stupidity.

Hey wait...

[mistah willies]

Yes, it's called Steamer Field. And they're dropping some hot deals on airfare right now.

Ah, yes, a very large multi-pupose field, all human made.

They land planes between quarters and during timeouts. You know, the Cleveland Steamers might not be the greatest team, but they have a lot of heat in the end zone. Stay away from the chilli.

Careful BF you just got quoted for stupidity.
Hey wait...

Interesting that you mention it...

Once of the dirtiest rivalries in the race to the bottom
exists between the Cleveland Steamers and the Cincinnati Benwas.

The Benwas have a solid passing game; receiving wide in the end. Beware of the first-string players. They won't be keeping the bench warm for very long at all.

These two nasty teams will flip a coin in fifteen minutes from this post, to see who drives, with the other to catch and drop to the knees.

[Artful Drunktective]

As my bro says, "Even people in Cleveland don't give a shit about the Browns". Cleveland people dude. *shakes head in disdain*

[scream ale]

The Steamin' Cleveland Brown Eyes. Now that was a team.

[Patchez]

Will Ferrell movies.

[Badfellow]

Leaving the bottom button unbuttoned on a suitcoat.

Looks like hell. And the bottom of the tie sticking through looks like some sort of cock bandanna. Lazy, fashion lemming fucks. If I'm going to wear a suit, it'll be double breasted and all the fucking buttons will be buttoned.

[Nausea]

YouTube ads featuring buff dudes touting their "workout plans" and diet of "micronutrients" or "superfoods" or whatever. Fuck to you.

[Patchez]

YouTube ads featuring buff dudes touting their "workout plans" and diet of "micronutrients" or "superfoods" or whatever. Fuck to you.

The same asshole wear those "My warm up is your workout" shirts. Newsflash for you sport, "My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning".

[oldsmartskunk]

People who think they are smart.
Dumb people.
Swollen prostate.
Peaches.