Another Santa-themed bar crawl!
Sure, they're a cliche at this point, and sure, there'll be lots of plebes there who don't know how to drink in Moderation (please note I'm using "moderation" in the Charles H. Baker jr sense of the word), but some of us will just be there for the booze and the guaranteed shenanigans. Grab a cheap Santa suit (seriously, they're less than $20 on Amazon) and come get hammered!
Note: i'm not the organizer or anything, just a drunkard who'd like to see some SERIOUS drinkers out there, not these milquetoast hipsters and college kids who sniff half a shot of Jägermeister, vomit, and pass the f- out like a 15-year-old.
Tickets are $10 if you get 'em before the 13th, $15 if you get them the day before the event, and $20 if you wait until the big day.
C'mon, drunkards, who's up for a big night‽
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Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
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Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
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Episkopos, Flying Squirrels on Fire Cabal (Inc).
Ordained Minister, Church of the Latter-Day Dude
Minister, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Reverend, United Church of Bacon
Minister, Universal Life Church
Clergy, Spiritual Humanist Church
Reverend, Open Ministry
Member, Satanic Temple
Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
So did you go? Report back, trooper.ReverendJesus wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:11 pmGrab a cheap Santa suit (seriously, they're less than $20 on Amazon) and come get hammered!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
Yo, ReverendJesus, why you leavin' my boy Nausea all hanging and shit?Nausea wrote: ↑Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:22 amSo did you go? Report back, trooper.ReverendJesus wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:11 pmGrab a cheap Santa suit (seriously, they're less than $20 on Amazon) and come get hammered!
Sup wid dat?
Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
He must be busy fixing those Intertronics diskettes.mistah willies wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:24 pm
Yo, ReverendJesus, why you leavin' my boy Nausea all hanging and shit?
Sup wid dat?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
The world may never know.
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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
Nausea wrote: ↑Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:27 amHe must be busy fixing those Intertronics diskettes.mistah willies wrote: ↑Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:24 pm
Yo, ReverendJesus, why you leavin' my boy Nausea all hanging and shit?
Sup wid dat?
Gentlemen, we gonna have to take a visit to that man's place to see if he is ok in his noggin-part.
Who's up?
Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
I'll bring my 62-piece lockpick kit and general sleuthing and forensic abilities (thakns CSI: Las Vegas).mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:16 pm
Gentlemen, we gonna have to take a visit to that man's place to see if he is ok in his noggin-part.
Who's up?
It's for your own good, ReverendJesus. Hide your deviant items -- you know what I mean -- while you still have time.
The TRVTH will be uncovered. It always rears its head in times like these.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
He is a Reverend with the United Church of Bacon apparently. He might just be too busy for the interwebs.
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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
^ ^ ^
Wonder if all those churches hold mass in the same chapel at the same time? That's be a lot of running about between various altars. Might drive a man to drink
Wonder if all those churches hold mass in the same chapel at the same time? That's be a lot of running about between various altars. Might drive a man to drink
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Re: Seattle Santacon - 15 Dec 2018
What you drunkard gents need is a REAL drunktective's accompaniment. And forget the lock picking...wouldn't it be more fun to swift kick the door in? (Thanks CSI: NY). Or I could bring the battering ram if there is a lot of buttresses and what not.Nausea wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:43 amI'll bring my 62-piece lockpick kit and general sleuthing and forensic abilities (thakns CSI: Las Vegas).mistah willies wrote: ↑Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:16 pm
Gentlemen, we gonna have to take a visit to that man's place to see if he is ok in his noggin-part.
Who's up?
Okole maluna!