Anyone tried this stuff? I actually heard about it first on this website from an awesome old article if anyone can find it.
I'm planning on giving a shot to all my friends this Christmas coz I love em so much. :D
Just bought some Malort
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Just bought some Malort
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Re: Just bought some Malort
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Just bought some Malort
Some sick twisted bastard sent me that during the old MDM Xmas Booze Exchange.
I’ve chugged a lot of shit. Even chugged some merlot w/ our dear friend Thirsty. Well, truth be told he chugged about the whole bottle and left very little for me...... but that Malort shit is pure evil. I can’t think of a worse tasting booze than Malort.
That being said, grab yourself some and report back.
On a side note - it’s a Chicago tradition. The Jeppson’s Malort. They had a contest some time ago and the locals were asked to dream up a new marketing slogan. Here’s what they came up with:
Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
Malort, the Champagne of pain.
Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.
I’ve chugged a lot of shit. Even chugged some merlot w/ our dear friend Thirsty. Well, truth be told he chugged about the whole bottle and left very little for me...... but that Malort shit is pure evil. I can’t think of a worse tasting booze than Malort.
That being said, grab yourself some and report back.
On a side note - it’s a Chicago tradition. The Jeppson’s Malort. They had a contest some time ago and the locals were asked to dream up a new marketing slogan. Here’s what they came up with:
Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
Malort, the Champagne of pain.
Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.
fuck em man, it ain't easy walkin the righteous path.
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Re: Just bought some Malort
it's like vomiting in reverse
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Re: Just bought some Malort
You poor bastard...
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
Re: Just bought some Malort
Al these horror stories make me want to find it even more. Masochistic drinking anyone?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Re: Just bought some Malort
Malort: it's like there's a party in your mouth and everyone's invited... including the dozen or so gutter punks who pissed on the floor and burned down the house.
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Re: Just bought some Malort
It`s one of the few bad liquors that get even worse by mixing them with something
Drink!
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Re: Just bought some Malort
Speaking of Malort, this guy is a freakin tank.
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Re: Just bought some Malort
God bless ya Peetie hope you are well.
It finally came in the mail after reading about it here so long ago. Drank it on Christmas Eve with my best friend and his family and neighbors. He's a Mexican dude who is very fond of drink ha. We both winced. It wasn't so good but I'd drink it again! :D
~Tales from a drunk English major who has no idea what he's doin
Also Thirsty call me soon man I miss talking with ya.
Watch "The Money Masters" on youtube and read "The Creature From Jekyll Island" by G. Edward Griffin to unveil the true enemy.
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
Innovating the human race to extinction.™
Long live David Icke!
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Re: Just bought some Malort
Good to hear from you, calx...and glad to know the Malort stayed down.calx wrote: ↑Fri Dec 28, 2018 11:52 pmGod bless ya Peetie hope you are well.
It finally came in the mail after reading about it here so long ago. Drank it on Christmas Eve with my best friend and his family and neighbors. He's a Mexican dude who is very fond of drink ha. We both winced. It wasn't so good but I'd drink it again! :D
~Tales from a drunk English major who has no idea what he's doin
Also Thirsty call me soon man I miss talking with ya.
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be